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Luke Elwood
Works at Advance Auto Parts
Attends Muhlenberg College
Lives in Allentown, PA
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I'm Asian, I have a gambling problem. I like guns. In fact I like my guns more than I like people. Now get off my fucking lawn swamp rat.
"Put something here so people know they found the right Luke?" Really Google?  If people know more than one Redneck Asian named Luke, God bless them, they have a really fucking weird social circle.
Bragging rights
Have not violated all 10 Commandments/
  • Muhlenberg College
    History, 2013 - present
  • Gateway School of the Lehigh Valley
    Middle/High School, 2006 - 2010
  • Daniels Academy
    High School, 2010 - 2010
Basic Information
Other names
Asian, Gook, Chinaman, Skittles, Asian
Set up and remodel auto parts stores.
Visual Merchandising, Interpersonal communication, WTF Google, this isn't Linkedin. I'm not here to impress you.
  • Advance Auto Parts
    Store Set up, 2014 - present
  • Walmart
    Tire and Lube Express Service Writer, 2012 - 2013
  • Boas Surgical inc.
    Warehouse Technician, 2011 - 2012
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Allentown, PA
Coopersburg, PA - Heber City, UT - Seoul
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