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Monika Schwarzbach
Works at cbm Projektmanagement GmbH
Attended Universität Hamburg
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Endlich mal ein wirklich nützliches Horrorskop! Völlig umsonst!
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New Kitties at the KittenCam!!!!
The wonders of cat genetics, Mom is a tabby, the kittens look like little marshmellow puffs.
Oh and SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Das ist doch mal ein lustiges T-Hemd! HABEN WOLLEN!
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"Splat!" is our latest great tee on www.Qwertee.com going live in just 15 minutes. Get this great design now for the super price of £8/€10/$12 for 24 hours only. Be sure to "Like/+1" this for 1 chance at a FREE TEE this Friday, "Share" it for 2 chances and "Comment" on it for a 3rd chance. Thanks Guys!
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Coole Aktion!
Wenn man schon ein hübsches Modellschiff hat, kann man's auch mal spazieren fahren lassen!
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Wow, was für eine Nacht! Zweithöchste #Sturmflut seit Aufzeichnung in #Hamburg ! Wir saßen mit 6 Mann im Wunderland und haben versucht die Keller trocken zu halten. Hat nicht geklappt! Die gesamte Technik scheint aber heil geblieben zu sein. Also ohne Schaden überstanden. Wir konnten um 09:30 Uhr pünktlich öffnen. Hier ein paar Impressionen der Nacht!

Wow, what a night! Second highest storm surge in Hamburg! We sat with 6 men in Wonderland and have tried to keep the basement dry. Did not work! However, the whole technology seems to have remained intact. So we survived without damage. We could open at 09:30 clock time. Here are some impressions of the night!

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Nerd Kennzeichen! 
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Jemand sollte ihm mal was über den Streisand-Effekt erzählen... Alles Zurückrudern nützt nichts... Barilla ist jedenfalls erstmal von meinem Einkaufszettel gestrichen.
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Ich sehe da eher Nicht-Schwulen feindliche Hetze, meistens geführt von Gutmenschen.
Wahrscheinlich muss man sich noch entschuldigen, dass man nicht schwul ist. Das ist inzwischen geballte Ladung an Arroganz...  dabei hat er nur gesagt, dass er die Familie so wie sie in der Werbung ist bevorzugt. 
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Deutschland ist übrigens führend im "Fast die WM gewinnen!" LOL
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Ja, ne, is klar... (as)
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True. I guess we should have just laughed and moved on
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Drückt mir mal alle die Daumen! Morgen fahre ich nach Berlin für ein Bewerbungsgespräch.
Jo... ich will den Job!
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The rapist scumbags are getting their comeupance! #OpMaryvile #rapeculture
This is needed to stop victim blaming.
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OK guys... riddle me that...
We're using Acronis Snap Deploy to deploy images to all our computers. Last week one of the maschines disliked its Windows 7 Pro image, right after Starting Windows.... poof reboot, not even secure boot would work.
Installing Win7Pro by hand worked just fine, now that disk wouldn't boot in other maschines of the same type.
Diagnosis said "Everything's fine"... uh, nope, not fine at all.
Luckily we had one week of support left, so I phoned Dell and they sent a technician out today.
The technician confirmed the error and exchanged the mainboard, nope same error...
We then grabbed another maschine of the same type and switched processor and memory around, no change...
The technician then unplugged the io-panel, removed the cmos-battery and plugged the connector in. It booted!!!!
Reconnected the io-panel and the cmos-battery... yep, still boots!
One word summary: HUH?
WTF! Why?!?
I mean, that was a brand new mainboard! What was reseted by booting without cmos-battery and io-panel? What's in a power supply? Weird!
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+Monika Schwarzbach, don't get mad at me lol...i didn't build or design the freaking thing, nor do i presume to know left from right in the dark underbelly of the IT support field ...pray to the bit angels it doesn't happen again...and if it does, or something similar, try popping the CMOS battery out and back in - if works great, if not, do the hokeypokey...idk.  ROFL welcome to IT.  Just be glad your image worked on most of the machines...in this field that's a success for sure, so congratulations!  You did awesome!  And you learned a subtle "trick of the trade"...it's like magix to most people, thats why they call us to help.
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 Calories an hour.
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  • Gymnasium Uhlenhorst Barmbek
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