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Falta foto del zorro ya domesticado. Pero una búsqueda rápida de domesticated russian fox arroja muchas imágenes.
(Phys.org)—A Russian geneticist, the BBC is reporting, replicated the process that led to the domestication of the dog, with foxes, over the course of just fifty years. Curious about the means by which dogs became domesticated, Dmitry Belyaev began a breeding program in the late 1950's aimed at replicating the process using foxes.
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Estaría más divertido el cuento si fuera así.
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Bolas... y uno dejándose llevar por la pasión de modo desmedido. Ahora hay que controlarse por el riesgo de matar a la pareja por calenturiento.
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El joven volvía de quedar con su novia, que actualmente se encuentra en paradero desconocido, cuando comenzó a tener fuertes convulsiones.
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Quizás para algunos no les sorprenda el final, pero para mi (a estas horas de la noche) sí.
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When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.”

In all their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash.

She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there even was such a box with such contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, “I am so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?”

Bill thought for a while and said, “I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again.” Hillary was shocked, but said, “Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. I am very disappointed and saddened by your behavior. However, since you are addicted to sex I guess it does happen and I guess 3 times is not that bad considering your problem.”

Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made their peace. A little while later Hillary asked Bill, “So why do you have all that money in the box?”

Bill answered: “Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling center and redeemed them for cash.”


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Estoy seguro que en buena parte la diferencia en desarrollo entre EEUU y los demás países independizados por esas fechas es la calidad de sus fundadores: en México dos fueron parte de la iglesia católica (yo sí dudo de sus credenciales desde ahí), y el movimiento independentista no fue uno de reforma, sino de contra-reforma, para nada alineado a la Ilustración como en varios momentos alguien me lo ha planteado.
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In honor of our presidents and our nation's founding, here are 35 quotes from the Founding Fathers that prove they did NOT found a 'Christian' nation.
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"La Alemania nazi tenía "DIOS CON NOSOTROS" grabada en los cinturones de los soldados nazis.
"Dime de nuevo cómo es que los nazis eran ateos".
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¿Qué hiciste con el verdadero +Tejon N.L.? ¿Le hackeaste la cuenta?
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Yo cuando me dicen que puedo cargar con itacate...

Lo que es el hambre, caray.
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No, bueno: yo probablemente ensucio los pantalones (y el sillón).
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Esto es realmente lo importante, lástima que ese uso marginal que se le da, impida su aprovechamiento para cosas importantes.
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Primero hay que ganar, hay que dejar de lado cualquier pequeño objetivo propio. No deben enfrascarse en debates viscerales que les permita a los republicanos ganarse las (pequeñas) mentes de unos votantes para nada sofisticados. Lo mejor fue en el minuto 4:07 ( https://youtu.be/HggNLz5fLFA?t=4m7s ), cuando dice quién maneja los problemas sociales, quién realmente puede cambiar percepciones. No sorprende a nadie, pero es bueno verlo dicho explicitamente.
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Lo que escribe tiene mucho sentido.

Y yo ya estoy esperando su siguiente artículo donde dice cuál cree que es el talón de Aquiles de Trump.
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This wretched, ignorant, dangerous part-time clown and full time sociopath is going to be our next president.
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Esto sí es hardcore... creo que no estoy en edad
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