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We're not smallpox fans.

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Hey!  It's our podcast! 

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The pilot to Black Box feels like if the producers of Spiderman 3 tried to adapt the seminal living-with-bipolar-for-creative-types book, Touched With Fire and ended up with something that feels one part House, one part unfunny Children’s Hospital, and one part “Siri, search bipolar disorder symptoms.” 

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What would have to happen for you to give a shit about the upcoming live TV broadcast of Grease? 

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Apparently this case has “horrified Pakistan” so you know it’s got to be bad, because Pakistan is no stranger to fucked up shit. “They were arrested on Monday on suspicion of eating bodies they had dug up in a nearby graveyard.” 

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Is the Gone Girl movie going to be great or craperoo? Let's examine the trailer tea leaves: 

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Admit it, you have some of these too:

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If karma exists, Eve will be geting a candygram pretty soon IF YOU KNOW WHAT WE MEAN

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Why would you stage a robbery to get out of work, when you could just say you have diarrhea? 

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