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Muhd Hafiz Ahmad
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Pre-Valentine jokes

WHY DO COUPLES FIGHT ? ? ?

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started....

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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a weighing scale.

And then the fight started....

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.

So I took her to a petrol pump

And then the fight started....

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My wife was standing & looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to me, 'I feel horrible. I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to give me a compliment."

I replied, "Your eyesight is perfect."

And then the fight started....

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I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I've not been in a long time."

So I took her to my parents' house.

And then the fight started....

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Dedicated to all married couples. But don't send to all.

I sent it to my friend. He sent it to his wife and then the fight started. 😂😂😂

#married #couple #husband #wife

24 person charged for stealing a bank money through hacking about MYR36 million, all of them age 23-61, I've been wondering if those allegations is true. By looking at their image in newspaper this morning & their current job, I don't think all of them are hacker as claimed in the newspaper, maybe some of them are but I suspect it's either system defect or staff errors while handling a job.

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Humanity still got #hope
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Impressive!

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Respect! 👍
Beautiful lady...wonderful trip...challenging environment...

#ladybikers #solorider #bikers #youonlyliveonce #ironbutt #Kawasaki 

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Kawasaki launch new model in Malaysia including Versys 250 tonight...

#kawasaki #launching #newbike #malaysia
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not everyone needs to know everything about you 
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Since people has been sharing the news headline today, it's not really new...

#creditcard #hack #taptopay #securebanking
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