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Padmanabhan Jaikumar
Worked at Power & Electrcity Department,Government of Mizoram
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22 EPIC things parents say 

Parents are a one of a kind specimens and they are unique because sometimes they say things that other parents can’t even imagine saying to their kids. All of us have heard some very irritating yet highly amusing things that ONLY parents can say… Laugh on!


1. Paise Ped Pe Nahi Ugte Hain…

2. Me: Mom, Can I go out for a late night party? Mom: Ask Dad. Dad: Ask Mom.

3. If you don’t reach home by 8pm, then there’s no need to come back.

4. If you don’t study and make a career, you will become like him. points to homeless man

5. Bete, abhi padh lo, baad mein aish hi aish hai…

6. Wait till u have Kids of You’re own

7. Isse Boarding school bhejenge tabhi sudherega

9. Kid :Mummy mere maths mein 90 aaye out of 100. Mom: Class mein Highest marks kitney hain?


10. Go and study! Ye dost nahi aane vale tere exams dene
11. Tumko hi sab pata hai.. humne toh duniya dekhi hi nahi hai na

12. Humari baat sun na kabse shuru karoge?

13. Kahaan hai laad sahab. ye koi time hai ghar aane ka ?

14. Ghus ja tv ke Andar… man of the match toh tujhe he milne wala hai!

15. Aunty ko thank you bolo.. bolo “Thank you aunty” bolo..

16. Humare Time mein aise nahi hota tha…

17. Jab khud kamaoge toh pata chalega kitna mushkil hai kamana

18. kya tumhare dost bhi apne maa-baap se isi tarah baat karte hain

19. ek hi baat mein baat baar nahi bolungi haan. You’re getting up or no? Im asking u one last time

20. Beta, uncle ko woh dance kar ke dikhao, chalo dance kar ke dikhao. Haha, ab nahi kar raha, sharmila hai.

21. Iske Par nikal aaye hain!

22. Dopahar mein bhi light kyu jalate ho?

23. Every Mom’s Problem…
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THERE WILL ALWAYS BE A REASON
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When I Check My E-Mails,

And View Your Lovely Name,

Can't Wait To Read Your Lovely Share,

And Know That You Are Always There.



When You Hurt, I Hurt Too.

I Do Thank God So Much For You,

For All The Kind Things You Say

You Always Bring Cheer To My Day.
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EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED
EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED ,inspiration, motivation, help others, think about others, humanity
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Funny but true 10 one liners from INDIA

1. India is a country where on the streets,
everyone seems to be in a hurry, but no one is ever on time.

2. Here people wear helmets to save their pockets, not life.

3. Being one in a million in India means that there are 1241 Indians just like you.

4. In Bangalore if you throw a stone, you hit a dog, or a software engineer.

5. If someone asks for a dirty cloth to clean something, you are in India.

6. In India, it’s okay to piss in public, but not kiss.

7. In India two things never leave you, your caste and your high school marks.

8.When it comes to taking a stand on world issues,
India is like a girl giving mixed signals.

9. A country whose onions and tomatoes have more value than dollars.

10 .In India, there are two types of roads: Under Construction and Under Repair.
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Love ur husband
when he orders you to make tea or coffee.
He wants to feel fresh
to listen your nonstop talks…..

Love him
if he looks at all the beautiful females.
he is just checking that you are still the best.

Love him
if he criticise your cooking … he is still improving
his taste…..

Love him
if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep.
He is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you

Love him
if he forgets to
give you a gift on your birthday
he is saving money for your future.

Love him … Because you don’t have a choice and killing is a legal offence
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Be With Somebody Who Makes You Happy 
Let him go, he's not worth your tears, he's not worth your pain, 
he's not worth the worrrying, he's not worth fighting for

He hurt you and broke you, let him go. 
If he really loved you and wanted to stay, he would've. 
But if hes dumb enough to let you go, let him walk away. 
In the end he will remeber what he lost and regret what he did. 
Until then move on and be HAPPY.

You Deserve To Be With Somebody Who Makes You Happy. 
Somebody Who Doesn't Complicate Your Life. 
Somebody Who Won't Hurt You. 
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HOW DOES YOUR DIET?

IF YOU DO EXERCISES, YOU GAIN MUSCLE?

IF YOU SIT ON YOU DUFF AND DO NOTHING- YOU GAIN FAT?

. . . WHO DREAMED THIS KWAP UP  ?

(IT'S A NO WIN SITUATION!)

So Friend, Let Me Say How Special You Are,

When I Need Help You Are Always There.

That's What Makes You Special You See,

One Day We'll Share God's Heavenly Tea.
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THE TRUE MEASURE OF GREATNESS
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LOST GENERATION
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Love your hubsand




Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks...

Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ?

Love him if he criticizes your cooking because he is still improving his taste.

Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you.

Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future.

Love him... Because you don't have a choice and killing is a legal offense.
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Retired Government officer
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  • Power & Electrcity Department,Government of Mizoram
    Executive Engineer(Retired)
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Kolkata,India
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I am Padmanabhan jaikumar generally known to my friends as Jaikumar
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Presently settled in Kolkata since march 2011 after retirement as Executive Engineer (Electrical)
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Married and have two daughtes(twins)
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  • Jaikumar
    1973
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