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Wendy M. Lewis
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Coffee Dome


Its the first thing I think about in the morning........I will drink the stuff from about 6am to about 2pm in the afternoon because I love coffee! It makes me happy warms me up and energises me! Now that is a truly magical and wonderful beverage! So yes I am a big pot head! True story!



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Tummy Troubles


Its okay traffic makes me nervous too especially when driving in the city and there is more traffic than air. It makes you want to blow out a but cheek to get the relief you need! So just know it was an accident and everyone handles traffic and stress differently! Bring a towel!


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Happy Doggy Hugs


Life is too short not to get snuggles from mans best friend! I have been know to cross the street to avoid a human and then cross back over for an awesome fur kid! They are the only animals on earth that love us more than they love themselves. So enjoy life and hug a fur kid friend! Just don't get your face bit off! Yay!


#animals #dogs #puppies #cute #friday #snuggle

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Doggy Bro Buddies


This made me laugh! Its like he's saying "Carl you can't chase tires or your tail your whole life man" "let's have a biscuit and some water and talk this out buddy" "its okay Carl not everyone who sniffs your butt will like you, you need haters" "let's chase squirrels instead buddy" have fun and laugh!


#dogs #puppies #buddies #friends #laugh #humor #Saturday 
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Coffee Good Crack Bad


Seriously you can't do crack at work its really impolite especially if you didn't bring enough to share plus it makes you smell weird and then there is those pesky crack pipe burns that scream "notice my recreational activities" so just drink coffee instead. People won't trip if you walk by with some drip but if its a crack pipe well that's not Kosher. Coffee Good Crack Bad. Good talk!


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Monday Adorbs


Sometimes you just need some super cute adorable stuff in your life! This is a great example of just that! Little fur kid was having so much fun doing doggy stuff he fell asleep with the ball in his mouth....that is truly sweet! Have a great day and share some cute!


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My Spirit Fur Kid


This picture made me laugh! If I was a dog this would most likely be my pre adoption selfie pic too! Especially licking the glass let's everyone know you are a special kind of carbon based life form! Laugh as much as you can and snuggle as many fur kids as you can!

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Brown Sadness Water = Decaf


If you offer me decaf I will assume you are an enemy or zombie that must be destroyed! Its Monday and I need my coffee concentrated and constant. All that decaf can do is remind me of how its not coffee! So quit being faux and give me the real though......coffee! Happy Monday!


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Happy Friday Coffee


Its Friday and we made it! Good morning coffee then good morning everything else! So start your weekend and Friday off right! Stuff some coffee in your face as quickly as possible so your morning stays awesome and your weekend won't suck!



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Coffee + 5 million


Its the little things in life that mean so much! Have fun! Laugh so much your face hurts. Drink all the things! Especially coffee and have fun! Life is weird and full of wonder like wonder where my car keys are or I wonder if I left the oven on! Enjoy yourself and don't forget to get the 5 million dollars!


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Tuesday Snuggle Buddies


Sometimes you just need a good snuggle! Life sized dogs and little babies make for adorable snuggle buddies! This is the perfect way to cure the blues.....snuggle with an adorable fur kid......I'd say snuggle a baby but I tried hanging out with a baby this weekend and she was cool until she tried to catch me on fire with a sparkler. Ruined our friendship. But dogs won't do that. Pretty sure anyways.


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Brass Knuckle Coffee


We have reached the middle of the year. In a few short weeks retail stores will be focused on the upcoming holiday. It will be like July 2015 never happened as days go by faster and faster! Coffee my constant companion besides my trust fur kids......not sure how everyone's weekend went.....not sure it matters....but coffee.....coffee always matters you silly human!


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Occupation
Stand up Comedian, Burlesque Performer, Makeup Artist
Skills
Stand Up Comedy, Makeup Artist, Special Effects Makeup, Skincare Expert, Fragrance Expert, Artist, Poet, Surfer, Loyal Friend. Free style rapper.
Employment
  • MAC and Stand Up Comedy
    2012 - present
  • Comic
    Stand Up Comic, 2012 - present
  • Nordstrom
    Advanced Technology Department Manager, 2009 - 2011
  • Sephora Louis Vuitton
    Skincare Trainer and Advisor, 2007 - 2009
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I'm the #awkwardcougar! Laugh a lot its cheaper than a copay!
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Hello lovelies I love to laugh hope you do too!
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Female
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Friends, Networking
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Single