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Greg Fisher
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Dear Sleeping Fiancé
Things with you and me have been super keen awesome since we started dating.  They were so good that we decided to move in together.  That's a big step for any couple, because living in proximity to each other 24/7 can expose the warts in any relationship. ...
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Dear Booregard Flapjack
When my girlfriend and I decided to move in together, I had a painful decision to make.  We wanted a cat in our new apartment, and Murphy the Customer Service Cat seemed to be the closest thing to that.  Unfortunately, he had been living with my parents for...
Open Letters to My Enemies: Dear Booregard Flapjack
Open Letters to My Enemies: Dear Booregard Flapjack
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Dear Racist Old Man at the Chinese Restaurant
When I take my lady out, I go all out.  That's why, on our usual Tuesday date I took her to the nice Chinese place, not the one that gets all of the health code violations.  We settled into our booth, perused the selections, and caught up on each other's da...
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Dear Valentine's Day, Part II
Three years ago, I wrote a piece about Valentine's Day .  Since then, I have found love, and as it is common knowledge that once you find someone, they stay with you forever, it is time for me to write this follow up piece.  As an ex-smoker makes an exagger...
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The Mauling of the Faithful 2015
Matt Lesley has started an erotic subset of the Brony community he calls UniPorn.  You can imagine what the horn is. Tracey Dolan Portwine brings all the boys to the yard, and many are still buried there. Keith Seichrist chops down his own Christmas tree ev...
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Dear Gin Blossoms
All of our lives we are told to not judge a book by its cover.  I've found, most of the time, I can make a fairly decent judgement of a book by the cover design.  That's how I initially judge every Kindle deal I get in the email.  If the cover has a beach s...
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Dear Wine Afficianado at The Giant Crab
When I spend $30 at a seafood buffet in Myrtle Beach, I expect two things: ungodly portions of food and horrifying meat sweats.  What I don't expect was the garbage I heard spewing from the booth behind me, where you and your husband sat.  Around plate two,...
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Dear Gender Warriors
I work for a company that has recently comes under fire for labeling their toy sections "Boy's" and "Girl's".  This is unacceptable to some people because apparently we shouldn't put gender labels on anything, and people should be able to decide what they w...
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Dear Pumpkin Spice People
We get it.  You won.  Everything is going to become pumpkin spiced soon, as it did last year, and the year before.  You've turned fall from a season of harvest and turning leaves to the over-saturation of a lackluster flavor that doesn't even taste like the...
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