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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they get up in the morning that's the best they're going to feel all day.

"My life is like a porno-movie, without the sex".

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother

Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.

Camouflage condoms: So they won't see you coming.

A Stanford research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder. They were looking for therapy clients who had been diagnosed with this disorder. The response was gratifying; they got 3,000 responses about three days after the ad came out. All from the same person.

The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

"It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?"
 
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