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Michael Carl
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REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE ANSWERED THEIR PHONE?

Better yet, do you remember when people checked their messages, why do I even bother leaving one? I love when I get a text saying, "hey I saw you called, what's up?" NOTHING IS UP! If I wanted to text you I would have, I am deleting you from my phone, I hate you. "Why weren't we in the march issue?" because I left two messages and you never called me back. "oh you know I never check my messages" NOT MY PROBLEM, as a publicist it is your job to check your messages, and if you absolutely cant bare checking your messages at least say so on your voicemail. I imagine it would go something like this..."Hi I am really shit at my job and way to lazy to check my messages so please email me because I have find it frustrating to interact with human beings" chat later, or maybe not, call me maybe.
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Things that make me sad: Kitten heels, leggings, flip flops, camel toe and moose knuckle, non exclusive exclusive parties, dead flowers, sneakers at the office, mass pr blasts, skeletoes, passwords, roots, too much make up, not enough make up, sunglass straps, rain clouds, zoos, abandoned umbrellas, hats with ears, people saying goodbye at the airport, abandoned pugs, wet blazers, the jets, unkept stores, people with good bodies and butter faces, knock offs, babies on leashes, spencer gifts, pictures of me when I was 12, January 2nd, when my 24 year old assistant tell me she's not 21 anymore, clogs, ponchos, baby's breath, neon bags, minnie driver, no credits, and that I will never be 26 again! See you next tuesday!
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Things that make me sad: Kitten heels, leggings, flip flops, camel toe and moose knuckle, non exclusive exclusive parties, dead flowers, sneakers at the office, mass pr blasts, skeletoes, passwords, roots, too much make up, not enough make up, sunglass straps, rain clouds, zoos, abandoned umbrellas, hats with ears, people saying goodbye at the airport, abandoned pugs, wet blazers, the jets, unkept stores, people with good bodies and butter faces, knock offs, babies on leashes, spencer gifts, pictures of me when I was 12, January 2nd, when my 24 year old assistant tell me she's not 21 anymore, clogs, ponchos, baby's breath, neon bags, minnie driver, no credits, and that I will never be 26 again! See you next tuesday!
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I am going to be posting on +carlscrush from now on, please follow.
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No one is ever just kidding!
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