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Jim Jeffries
Worked at Lucent Technologies
Attended Northern Arizona University
Lives in Presidio, TX
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I just walked past a guy in the grocery store whose breath was so bad he could've used a cat turd for a breath mint. 
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You're at the Whole Foods on the first floor of my office building!?! CRAZY!!
 But yeah - that guy works there.
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Environmental activists were successful in stopping the U.S. from producing most of our electricity from nuclear. Because of that we are still using coal-fired power plants to provide about half of our needs. Have any of these activists stepped forward to take responsibility for all of this additional, unnecessary pollution?
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Until the federal government began lending to students..
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Got a kick out of this, hope you will too. #notacatgif  

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That bird hates it's own image in the lens.
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Since when did promote and "provide for" become synonymous? Furthermore  "the Preamble serves solely as an introduction, and does not assign powers to the federal government, nor does it provide specific limitations on government action. Due to the Preamble's limited nature, no court has ever used it as a decisive factor in case adjudication"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preamble_to_the_United_States_Constitution
My neighbor seems to think that socialized medicine is in the Constitution, based on a deliberate misinterpretation of a passage in the preamble (written at a time when there wasn't even an income tax, never mind FICA, to pay for such a thing.) 
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Additionally, our imperial leader has ordained that "generally the Constitution is a charter of negative liberties. [It] says what the states can’t do to you. [It] says what the federal government can’t do to you, but [it] doesn’t say what the federal government or state government must do on your behalf."
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The US currently burns 1.121 billion tons of coal per year producing electricity. Coal which is mined right here in the USA. This could be converted to oil at a rate of 1.5 tons per barrel, giving us about 4.6 million barrels per day. Which is about 23% of what we currently use and about 60% of what we're currently importing at a hundred bucks per barrel. 
The electricity production could be replaced with a mixture of nuclear, natural gas, wind, solar, hydroelectric etc. Just a thought. 
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It wouldn't let me unfortunately. I said as much in my very first post a minute later, where I included the link I just referenced. Anyhow South Africa has been doing this for decades and there are 2 plants currently being built in the US. As the world's 2nd largest producer of coal and with the world's largest coal reserves, it only makes sense. Combined with the 1.5 to 2.6 trillion barrels of oil shale reserves in this country and our current fracking capabilities, it is rather silly to still be importing oil from the Middle East. 
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Just when I was finally becoming comfortable in my own skin, it starts to wrinkle and sag on me. 
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So that's your secret, eh Peter?
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Another good video from Bill Whittle, this time about American energy.
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A little Rembrandt and a little Mr. Bean. What more could you ask for?
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Absolutely nothing more. Love it!! 
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