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My mom gets into the cell phone review rat race.
Buzz of the iPhone cannot overcome one feature that some users cannot do without.
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Here's a reinterpretation of the inserts that come with my cell phone bill:

"Get a free crappy phone (pre-loaded with crapware!) you've never heard of when you commit to being enslaved with us for two more years!"

"Get $150 of credit to spend on our overpriced useless extras when you switch to the TV service you already have and downgrade to our slow Internet!"

"It's Back to School Time! Here's some apps we make available at high prices that you can totally get for free by doing a search in your app store!"
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Want another shot at the $99 TouchPad? HP has a notification web site setup.
Discover the HP TouchPad tablet. Works the way you do, so you get more done.
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The Vice-President of HP's newly-formed Palm Business Unit signed the contract. The first stroke of the pen was a hesitant one, but the last stroke was determined and triumphant.

The Devil looked the papers over and then, when he was satisfied that all was in order, he pocketed the contract with mock-solemnity.

"Then we have a deal. I will have your eternal soul when you die," he said, carelessly brushing some soot from the sleeves of his coat. He said it as though he could hardly have cared less about one more tech executive's soul cluttering up his filing cabinet.

"And exactly as you asked," he continued, smiling, "people all over the US, acting as though with a single thought on the same day, will be eager to purchase your TouchPad. They will count down the minutes to visit the appropriate stores and websites. Most of them will find that it's listed as 'sold out' at every retailer they visit and they'll be very, very disappointed because so many people, even iPad advocates, had eagerly recommended that they take advantage of the opportunity. I shall fulfill all of these terms to the very letter. It's been a pleasure doing business with you."

The Devil decided that the middle of a bank of bookcases in the man's office would make a fine spot for an exit. He made a door appear and then he used it.

On July 2, cases of champagne remained stacked and unopened in the Palm Business Unit's conference room. The vice-president eyed them with an increasing chill.

I didn't specify that this should happen at launch day, he thought. I bet the Devil will make all of that huge success happen when we ship the 4G model at the end of the summer. That must be it. Everybody knows how fantastic the new faster hardware with integrated mobile broadband is going to be. They're just waiting, that's all. Everything's fine.

He heard the flapping of wings and looked to the window in time to see a raven landing on the ledge outside. It smoothed its feathers carelessly and made a cackling sound that was both completely natural and creepily familiar to the executive, as a sheaf of sales reports fluttered from his limp hand...

(Postscript: reports from various sources indicate that if you're a student or educator, you'll have luck getting a $99 TouchPad directly from HP.com. Even better...it qualifies for educational discounts on top of that price.)
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If I buy this freebie phone, why would you be jealous? I think you really are jealous because of my sunglasses.
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Hey baby, check out my feature phone. 
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I can't believe these earbuds w/mic are still available for $2.49/free shipping. Works with Android/iPhone, too. I bought 15 (I lose them/wash them)
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I still have my original pair with my palm pre. Lasted longer than the phone itself. (Bought a used Pre for $30)
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Here's how I would fix Netflix
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I hope this works as advertised. Very Star Trek like.
An Apple employee shows off the various functions of Siri, a new intelligent voice-recognition app that turns the iPhone 4S into a personal assistant.
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My favorite Steve Jobs moments from iPhone unveiling.
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I remember all of the disparaging comments about this phone, how awful it was for Apple to making it... Apple made a lot of people eat their words.
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This is the dumbest thing I've seen in a long time. For paying $25, you get to play a sports game 3 days before its release after downloading a 5 GB file. But then after three days, it stops working and you have to buy the real disc. Unbelievable (Not to mention these are the same games being released every year)
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I'd take back the "dumb" comment if you they charged an extra $25 to download the game and you got to keep it after 3 days. But it doesn't work after 3 days. Dumb.
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Yes. Pitcher Randy Johnson in a cop drama in mid 1980s. A missed opportunity.
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News producer & tech blogger for MLive.com. Web producer for wife's blog/podcast craftsanity.com. Gadget nerd. Husband and father of two.
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