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A statistical outlier with an Olympic-size chin beard : - | >
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Cocktail Chic
Substance and style rarely come in equal measure. My mother's sister is as
sophisticated as she is fun, as genuine as she is refined. Uses adjectives like
"fabulous" and "smashing" without a hint of
pretentiousness. There isn't space enough in her bookshelf...
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Face
Faces are the hardest to describe and reproduce. The basic
components are simple enough, like the exposition at the start of a fugue. But
just as an increasingly varied musical theme gets harder to hum amidst the
unfolding counterpoint, one's facial express...
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Beard Power
I grew my first chin beard in
tenth grade. Not the pinecone that it is today, a half-inch at most, but enough
to change the game. Less emasculating sarcasm from peers. More attention from
girls. Feeling closer to adulthood than childhood, seeing that manly ...
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I Was On My Way...
The last leg of a journey is often most precarious, especially on
the important trips. That's when you run out of gas, twist your ankle, and lose faith.
It's the round where the finalist chokes, the stage at which the pilgrims start
eating each other. Almos...
I Was On My Way...
I Was On My Way...
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Out
From a great enough distance, any exclusive club looks absurd. : - | >
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Eighty Proof Overflow
A
potent ingredient can enable or destroy the recipe.  By
the tenth hot wing, pepper turns to pain. Leftover rainwater in an overturned
tire teems with microscopic life while somewhere else an entire community
drowns in a monsoon. A little confidence inspir...
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KKK
Racism is
intellectually clumsy and depends upon an unbalanced worldview. The only way to deem an entire people inferior is to be (willfully) unaware of their accomplishments, like viewing The Grand Canyon through a paper towel roll. Tribalism is natural, b...
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Egg Demons
There once was an expectant hen
pecking around a nuclear plant. Worse, the place was constructed over a cursed
Indian burial ground. When her eggs finally came, they
were way more alive than nature ever intended... : - | >
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Shyness
American egos are even bigger than our asses. We're always
Number One, and our colors never run. Assertive as eagles. Prominent as Mount
Rushmore. Amidst so many megaphones, social squeamishness is a
substantial burden. Some of us should have rather been tu...
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Edna's Herbs
Children naturally
hyperbolize the world. From their novel point of view, they experience everyday
life in a partial dream state. To a new mind, reality is a caricature of
itself. The interior of the family car at night, with all its
illuminated controls an...
Edna's Herbs
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