“Senators danced around a bonfire while repeating in unison the list of all preexisting conditions that would no longer be covered under the American Health Care Act. It was terrifying.”

According to the keyboardist, The Mr. Munch Experience would ideally resemble something of an “aural journey,” taking listeners to far-off soundscapes where strands of mozzarella stretch across infinity and sauce erupts from marinara volcanoes.

"This new dappled blue vase with a gloss finish is designed to shatter upon contact with the skull of any intruder that tries to break into your home."

"We only got room for 700, so all I’m gonna say is this: get it done."

A Massachusetts woman who urged her boyfriend to kill himself was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in connection with his suicide. What do you think?

In the online retail giant’s latest expansion, Amazon has purchased organic grocery chain Whole Foods for $13.7 billion. What do you think?

According to witnesses, McConnell became visibly flustered upon realizing there was no place to hide from the Democratic colleague approaching his doorway.

Gemini: Change will come to your neighborhood when you piss off an air traffic controller who knows your home address the same day his ex boards a 747 to Maui.