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Mark Burke
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Senators push Bruins to brink of elimination with 1-0 victory in Game 4
I need a mea culpa on this one. Allow me to give a shout out to the Pardon My Take boys and say 'soorey' to all of you out there. The Bruins are not down 3-1 in their series against the Senators because of injuries on the blueline, as I pointed to following...

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Epic comeback bid falls short as Bruins burned in OT following chintzy ass penalty calll
We don't ask for much from referees in any sport, all we ask for is consistency. Call penalties one way and stick to it. Call it the same way in the first period/quarter/half as you would in the last. Yet how Game 3 between the Bs and Sens ended was a produ...

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Injuries are really boning the Bruins as series vs. Sens shifts to Boston for Games 3 and 4
For all things considered it's hard to complain about the Bruins find themselves after two games against the Senators. The loss Saturday in overtime, especially with that narrow-eyed fuck Dion Phaneuf scoring the game-winner, was obviously a kick in the bal...

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Bruins steal Game 1 behind unreal Tuukka Rask performance, third period comeback
Holy SHIT where do you even begin?! What a way to get back into the swing of playoff hockey good lord. The Bruins kicked off the postseason with a massive 2-1 comeback victory over the Senators, giving them the early 1-0 lead in the series right off the bat...

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Bruins projected as having the second-best Stanley Cup odds (wait what?!)
The Bruins are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2014 and for those of you thinking that they'll put up a decent fight but don't have much of chance to make a deep run YOU'RE SADLY MISTAKEN. That's because according to one advanced analytics web...

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Bruins will be without Carlo, Krug to start series against the Senators
When the Bruins hit the ice tomorrow night in Ottawa to kick off the 2017 postseason they'll be without the services of two crucial pieces on the blueline. Head coach Bruce Cassidy confirmed Tuesday that defensemen Brandon Carlo (upper-body) and Torey Krug ...

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Bruins draw the Senators (and NOT the Caps) in Round 1 of the Stanley Cup Playoffs
Let me be the FIRST to thank the Columbus Blue Jackets for doing the Bruins a massive favor as we now turn into the greatest time of the year: the Stanley Cup Playoffs. With Columbus' 3-2 win over the Maple Leafs Sunday night the seeds for the Eastern Confe...

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Brad Marchand dealt two game suspension for hammering Jake Dotchin in the nuts
This is the bed Brad Marchand has made and now he has to lay in it (for like the fourth time). The NHL's Department of Player Safety ruled to ban Brad Marchand two games for his jackhammer shot to Jake Dotchin's nuts back on Tuesday night. The two game susp...

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Bruins bring top prospect Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson aboard, sign him to three-year ELC
Fresh off their gigantic 3-2 win over the Blackhawks, the Bruins kept the good vibes rolling with the news that they've signed top offensive prospect Jakob Forsbacka Karlsson to a three-year entry-level contract. With the contract beginning in the 2016-17 s...

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Bruins push winning streak to five, jump to 2nd place in the Atlantic with 3-2 win over the 'Hawks
What a weekend for our Boston Bruins, folks. Coming off their 5-2 win over the Panthers Saturday at the Garden the Bruins flew out to Chicago to take on the Blackhawks for a 12:30 matinee against the odds-on Stanley Cup favorite and all they did was nut up ...
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