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"The Holy F.A.G.G.O.T. is the kind of god Christians may have worshipped if the guys that wrote Leviticus had smoked pot once in a while."

The Roswell Alien explains a bit more about the Church of Homosexuology and reveals what's in store for The Holy Book of F.A.G.G.O.T.
Good news! About a month ago all humans became equal. For it was a little over four weeks ago the Church of Homosexuology got founded. If you are one of the six billion people that don’t know about...
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"An Oprah moment is defined by the medical community as an apparent act of intimacy between two or more individuals who have no relationship other than being on television together and who feel like conveying a message of love in the absence of any."

In loving memory of Oprah Winfrey...
Dear readers, It has come to our attention Oprah Winfrey has passed away. She died having an Oprah moment. An Oprah moment is defined by the medical community as an apparent act of intimacy between...
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"Modern technology being what it is, I guess people will eventually find the missing triple seven and unravel what happened to it. The mystery will no doubt be solved one day, probably not too long from now. My uneducated guess is the plane lost pressure and the people succumbed to hypoxia, after which it flew on until it ran out of fuel. In any case, the actual cause of the disappearance will be anything but mysterious."

How a pilot from 1931 is still relevant in this day and age...
Dear Fabien, You are without a doubt one of my favorite fictional characters, even though we haven’t seen or heard from you since 1931! Back in the day when flying was an adventure, you were coughe...
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"Earth is a place with 34.000 so called restaurants that serve dead meat just barely above room temperature."

The Roswell Alien speaks up about a 15 year old McDonald's hamburger...
  By Basil the Roswell Alien, our intergalactic contributor...         Meet David Whipple. David Whipple bought himself a McDonald’s hamburger back in 1999 and for reasons ...
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"Did you ever get down on your knees to praise that enormous bubble of molten iron that lies between the United Kingdom and New Zealand, a.k.a. Earth’s core?"

The Roswell Alien lists 6 things more powerful than god everyone alive today owes their existence to...
  By Basil the Roswell Alien, our intergalactic contributor.         In the beginning god created heaven and Earth. And then apparently he got tired, for he tugged in short...
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"Of course I’m quite the ladies’ man. That’s what I’m known for in North Korea."

Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea, writes in his diary about a girl he fancies...
  Yet another diary entry from Kim Jong Un, Supreme Leader of North Korea...           Dear diary, There’s a girl in my government that I really like, but I’m afraid t...
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"Steve Jobs noticed many people need fancy objects to validate themselves and figured he could cash in on vanity, insecurity and stupidity, the three main acting components of any major economy."

A beaver shares his opinion on Steve Jobs...
  By Lester Beaver, our beaver contributor.           - Okay, I get it. Nothing is more supercool than sipping a latte at Starbucks while writing emails on your Mac. O...
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"All that’s needed for a text to become holy is to believe it is."

The holy scriptures entitled LECTURES ON LUBE are compared with Leviticus. As it turns out, LECTURES ON LUBE compares favorably on no less than six counts!
So what’s the deal with religion and lust anyway? The animal kingdom is pretty straightforward when it comes to sex. You either do it or you die. The same thing applies to humans, but for some reas...
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"The science of science may never be sure about black holes. But the science of theology might very well be one."

In loving memory of Stephen Hawking...
Dear readers, It has come to our attention Stephen Hawking has passed away. He died trying to pronounce antidisestablishmentarianism. Stephen Hawking’s speaking device had already gone through some...
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Arend van Nerel by all accounts was born on Earth sometime in the early 80’s. In his early twenties, he studied clinical psychology, only to find out listening to other people’s problems for eight hours a day was kind of a pain in the ass. Being gay, this wasn’t much of a problem, rather too much of a good thing. Instead, he pursued several careers in various countries throughout the years, finally concluding that people and life are incomprehensible, even when one is stoned. In search for answers, he pointed his arrows at humanity’s imagination. In his letters, he addresses real fictional characters, pressing them for answers or offering some advice.
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I've got pretty white teeth for a smoke addict
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    2007
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