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Randy Stark
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How It All Began
HOW IT ALL BEGAN Araceli and I met after college. We actually had some mutual friends. CHANTAL Restrained yet
uncanny. ZEKE Barn white and
scraggly as a root. VERONIQUE Hidden bank fees. SCIONYSUS Third millennium BCE. BFF of Gilgamesh. BARBET Deejaying dan...

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Traffic
WHEN HE TOLD HER HE WAS LEAVING SHE SAID You can take the Tesla with you. I never wanted that car. TELL YOU SOMETHING ELSE No lives matter. WHITE GUILT A discontinued line. THAT MITT You got me from
Azerbaijan? Or wherever? I hate it. TRAFFIC You heard me. ...

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Team Meeting #165
WELL ALL I’M
THINKING IS OK so yeah. IT’S FUNNY HOW LIKE Plus . ALTHOUGH I WOULD SAY
YOU KNOW WHAT? What I’m hearing more and more is. BUT I’LL TELL YOU
SOMETHING And you’re right. UNLESS YOU’RE JUST
GOING TO GO IN AND SAY Look. AT SOME POINT It’s just amaz...

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Disappearing Act
DEATH The uncalled for
servant. SEVERAL ROOMS Of nice furniture. SHE WANTED TO DIE IS
WHAT SHE SAID So we said well what
about Missouri? MISSOURI’S A NICE
PLACE TO DIE It's what Vermont
used to be. WENT HOME TO BE WITH
THE LORD But when I got there
the plac...

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A Lot of Everything
I ALWAYS GET LIKE NERVOUS WHEN Orestes brings his
hummingbird act To the discount outlets. LIKE YOU SAID Who doesn’t? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS DOWNLOAD THE APP And boom boom boom. WE’RE HERE It’s kicking. SO IT’S LIKE IF YOU Hands free or
whatever. THAT’S A RE...

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Out East of Somewhere
PLENTY OF POPCORN AND EXTRA BLANKETS Altar girls and atta boys. Plus a walrus of
law. It popped up on the screen. Two old fuckers and
their cars. Young moms getting their bodies back. Dads walking A bys, MinPins and
Labs. Grab and go. No nicks, cuts, or ras...

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The Day the Rules Went Out the Door
I WONDER I’m trying to think. LIKE BECAUSE IDEALLY There’s a whole
system. ONE OF THE THINGS I want to always and
if You were me so would
you Do is I want to
always. Exactly . BUT UH THEY YEAH They turned out cute. I THINK ONE THING IS I’ve nothing but
both...

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Whine and Cheez
IT BEGINS AT BEFORE And ends just after. SHE CAN BE KIND OF
THIS PERSON And this is where I
think. HE SAYS YEAH HE SAYS Language is astonishing. CATARINA WAS SUPER
EXCITED Whoever she is. I REMEMBER THINKING Kindness is not a
carryon bag. PACKAGES
STARTING ...

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We're Like Let's Move Here
A NIGHT IN EARLY AUTUMN One of those like magic moments. GREAT WHALES ON THE
BUNNY SLOPE A quintet of
pianos spinning. MY CASEWORKER Who I need to get a
new one. ULULATING IN SITU Sponsored by a dead
man’s browsing history. WHERE CELEBRITIES
VACATION We’re ...

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A Random List
Your boss was on Jeopardy! In the red after the first two rounds. Ineligible for Final Jeopardy! Her majesty disinvited! Standing before the world in utterly humiliating
helplessness as the “Think!” theme plays and the two other contestants
contin...
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