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John Greenwood
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Joke Tuesday.
The largest condom factory in the States burned down.
President Obama was awakened at 4 am by  the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency!
I've just received word that the Durex  factory in Washington has
burned to the ...
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Pub/Home news.
Busy, busy in the pub last week! Home wise, it's been up and down. The up is the Dad got a new driving license for another 3 years! That takes him to 87!! The down is that my mobile stopped working. It's ok on the wi-fi in the pub, but the 3G has packed...
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Joke Tuesday.
A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.



I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not able to get any at home, bu...
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Joke Tuesday.
Some of you will get this, some wont! My golfing friends: I have written a book and am quite proud of the results and in order to market the publication.

I'm asking friends and to spread the news about this essential read. This book on golf gives th...
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Joke Tuesday.
In church I heard a lady in the pew next to me saying a prayer. It was so sweet and sincere that I just had to share with you:- "Dear Lord,
This has been a tough two or three years.You have taken my favourite actor Patrick Swayze.My favourite pop singer M...
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Joke Tuesday.
An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her
Father cursed her heavily. 'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not
even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old
Mother...
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Joke Tuesday.
OATMEAL FOR BREAKFAST. A TOUGH OLD CATTLEMAN FROM ALBERTA COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF
SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF
GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY UNTIL THE AGE...
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Joke Tuesday.
An Aussie lady walked into a Police Station and the desk Sergeant said "Can I help you?" "Yes" she said, "I'd like to report a case of sexual assault". "Where did it happen?" the Sergeant asked. "In the park just down the road" she replied. "Can you describ...
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Pub news.
A near full-house this lunchtime, and 72 booked in tonight for the end of season shoot's meal. Things look good!
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Home news.
It's coming up for another birthday! I had a card delivered on Tuesday(a week early). I showed it to Dad and he said, "when's that, then" ?!!!!
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