Not so much, +Joe Tortuga
. It went more like this:
YHWH and Asherah get married, settle down, create a universe, fuck like rabbits, and everything's great. But before you know it, Asherah's the one bringing home more followers, she's got people building cities, banging temple prostitutes, and generally having an awesome time. YHWH's got some goat fuckers out in the desert. You can see where this is going- YHWH's old school, he can't take that. They end up getting a divorce.
That's the Old Testament.
Eventually, things get kind of worked out, and YHWH gets visitation. Now, he wants to be the "good dad", the "cool dad", just to spite Asherah. So it turns into a, "What do you want to do, Jesus? Oh, you want to go down to Earth and start a new religious sect? GO FOR IT! Oh, Mom said you couldn't? Well, don't repeat this, but your Mom is a bitch. Go on down to Earth. It's okay!"
Well, we saw how that worked out. Fortunately, getting killed in mortal form doesn't count as child endangerment, or really anything more than a mild inconvenience. But Jesus went down, made a bunch of friends, and everybody's like, "I love Jesus!" but YHWH is all, "You mean you love me
. It's cool. We should hang out."
Suddenly, YHWH is the "cool" dad, who keeps trying to poach his kid's friends. Nobody wants to say anything to either of their faces, and it's all terribly awkward and weird. YHWH keeps giving his kid's friends wine, and acting like it's totally okay. You keep wondering when he's going to hook up with Jesus's girlfriend.
At least, that's about how I