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'A Celebration of Starlights
               Across
       A Universal Canvas'

Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By Danielle Steele


It is a truism that is most often lost to
The busy world in which we all live.
That life, as simple or complex, as it
May be. Is simply 'borrowed' time!
But, that life goes on as it always does,
Should give us all the very essence
And meaning, of persevering, that
Having done all that we possibly can
Do, we must simply keep going on.
At the end of our road, we may 
Eventually find that 'fork' in the road
Which gives us the option to walk
Down an alternate destiny. And the
Reward, "At the end of the day," 
Is indeed 'heavenly!'

          Danielle Steele



If Mozart were a painter...and Einstein simply...

Painted homes...would the universes permit

Mankind...to own a fuller set of paints?

Why...do the stars...glory in their own starlight?

And why...does a broken man...or a broken 

Woman...love his children more...than the

Man who always resides...in the 'largest

Castles?' Is 'love' an equation? Or is love

A war? It is a horror and a sorrowful tale,

That women grow apart from the loves

Of their lives!


How is it, that only a God understands 

The principles subscribed by the 'worlds'

Which are 'alien' to mankind? 


Do race-horses tromp or cantor? When

A royal such as Arthur steps upon a

Field of battle? 


And when a man...or a woman...bathes

In the winter-time, does the lather and

Its scent, weigh more upon a woman

When she is rejected? And if a man

Can understand the differences,

And still rejects his woman, can

This man ever be forgiven?


A further mystery! What does a

Mirror reflect? And can 'that'

Mirror effect change?


Only a true 'lover' can understand

Another true lover!



                    FINI [THE END]
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TO A GORGEOUS ETERNALLY YOUNG DAME...THE EFFERVESCENT DANIELLE STEELE...A WRITER...A LOVER...A GIVER OF LIFE...A LEGENDARY LIFE!!!

'I'M WAY TOO BEAUTIFUL
              FOR YOU
           TO HURT ME'

Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS
Publishers: THOMAS LAM HSI, ESQ., LLC, HONOLULU, HAWAII


A child's playtime...her wish time...

A pretend time...A Princess' Hand...

For a Hand! Some! One!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!

And thinking back! Oh-look...'He's' back!

Pretend time! 'Our' time!

Am I Beautiful?

Am I Beautiful?

I Was! I Was! And You Knew It!

Didn't 'Ya Know It?

I Said, "Didn't 'Ya Know It?"

'Ya Knew It! 'Ya Knew It! And...I Told You So!

Before...The Whole World...Admit It...Admit It!

And Now...To The Judge...and Jury...

A Guilty Gavel! A Guilty Gavel!

Don't 'Ya Wanna Grovel!

'Ya Know...if ever a Stoney, Guilty Gavel (and Heart...'Your' Heart)!

The Decision In...Most Intelligent...For a Guilty One!

And Now That I've Won...All 'Ya Get Outta Me...Is Stone Cold Won Ton!

Soup! 'Cuz 'Yer Soupy!

And Too Droopy! Far Too Too Droopy!


Hey...Mirror...Mirror!

Did 'Ya See...My Ivory (Teeth)!

Kinda Cool...and Pretty Cool...'Cuz I'm Way Way Too Cool!

I'm Way Too Cool...and Too Too Beautiful!


Hey! Do You Think...My Butt's...Uh...Too Skinny?

Hope Not! Anyway!

Here's To The Good 'Ol Captain!

For a Crunch Time...Or a Very Late Lunch-time!


A child's playtime...her wish time...

A pretend time...A Princely Hand!

And Way Way Too Handsome!

And Teethy! 'Ta Match Mine!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!


At Halloween time...I Tossed a Rock...

It Skipped and Danced...and Bounced...

And Danced (like Me or I Can)...and It Hit 'Him!'

And...'He' Hit Me Back!

Ouch! Owy!  And Now...'Yer Gonna Get It!

With...My Fista Stones! Like 'These' Here Rocks!

I'm Gonna 'Rock' 'Yer World!

'Catch!' Hah!

Hey Baby! Do You Gotta Headache?

Ask 'Yer Mommy for Some...'Pink' Aspirin!


Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...I'm Way Too Beautiful!

I'm Just Way Way Too Beautiful...'Fer You!

Way Beautiful! Way Beautiful!

And...With a Toothy Grin! I'm Just Grinning at You!


Hey...Mirror...Mirror (on The Wall)!

Don't Answer Me! Just Don't!

'Cuz 'Yer an Old Witch!

And I'm Way Way Too Beautiful...Even 'Fer You!

I'm Too Young...and Beautiful...Daddy Told Me So!

I'm Innocent and Young!

Sides...'Yer a Stranger!


Dear Diary...You Know...That 'Goofy' Kid!

The One with a Fat Mommy! And a Daddy...with Stink Feet!

Well...That Goofy Kid...is Ugly and Way Way Too Stinky!

Anyway...He Hit Me With A Stone! So...

Punish Him...and Punish Him Hard!


[Daddy and His Little Baby Girl]

"Baby...how many toes do you have?"

---Ten!

"Honey...how many friends do you have?'

---Not many!

"Is 'He' that bad?"

---Maybe!

"Want some cocoa?"

---Okay!

"Did you know that Daddy loves you?"

-'Cuz I'm too cute?

"Yeah! You're way cute! You have my teeth, and Mommy's looks!"

"But you're Mommy Plus, Plus, Plus!"

---Hmmm! And I like cocoa!


Dear Santy Clause!

I've gotta paper and pen!

Do 'ya see the silly old man? The fat man? With a silly old beard?

Guess what? He's gotta big old bag! And I'm getting alla what I want!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!

Ohhh! Oh-La-La-La...La!

Ohhh-Way-Way-Too-Beautiful!


[A Little Baby Girl and a Little Boy]

"Santy...thanks for the cool Jump Rope and Watergun!"

---Cool Jump Rope and Watergun!

"Yep..and...Here...Watergun's for you!"

---Whaaa? Why?

"Maybe...just maybe...I kinda like you!"

---Okay!

"Uh...do you think...my missing teeth...means you won't kiss me?"

---SMACK!

"SMACK (RIGHT BACK)!"

"Uhm...am I way too beautiful for you?"

---Nah!

"Wow...and uhm...just don't throw rocks at me...okay?"

---Ohhh-kay!


[Epilouge]

Page forty-two, "A child's playtime is her wish time and pretend time! 'Judy' might be a 

princess, or a 'toad' who needs rescuing. And 'Judy' may be you!"


Page three hundred and four, "That beauty is only skin-deep is a misnomer, that is far, 

far too dangerous to leave alone!  The subject of beauty is so complex, that all the 

libraries and bookstores in the World are not enough to cover this subject!"


Page seven hundred, "That bad things happen to good people, and children, is a 

truism that is so horrifically a fact of life. And it is a sad fact of life, that life does indeed 

simply go on, even at the expense of a 'lovely one!'"



                                                       FINI [THE END]
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"Say hey, did you know that I, TLH ANDRESS (Thomas Lam Hsi-Andress-Krupa-Redford-Deneurve-DeGaulle-Presley-Kelly-Einstein-Edison-Washington-Jefferson, ET AL), have a 'lovely' nephew? Matthew Brandon Hsi-Cline (Germanic), who will turn 21 years of age on July 8, 2015, he plans to attend medical school and to later specialize in psychiatry! Please wish him a happy birthday on his special day. He is attending Texas A&M in College Station, TX." [He really is a nice kid...after all!]



A CLOWN DRESSED TO THE NINES
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS
My Publishers Simon and Schuster Books, LLC, New York, NY



About a quarter-to-nine!

AND-dressed-to-the-nines!

My quarter's...going-down-in-circles!

Will it go-down-down-down...in circles-and-a-round-and-a-round-and-a-round!

Flying...like a Superman!

Like a Bird High Up in The Blue Sky!

OH-YEAH...OH-YEAH...A-NOTHER-CIRCLE!

HE'S...FLYING-'ROUND-TOWN...LIKE-A-BIRD!

FLAPPING-IN-THE-BLUE-SKY!

Does 'He' go round in circles?

Does 'He' take a spill?

AGAIN-AND-AGAIN...'ROUND-TOWN...AGAIN-AND-AGAIN!


Will it go down in circles? Will it go down-down...in a SQUARED-CIRCLE?

A SILLY-OLD...SQUARED-CIRCLE!

Will 'He' go down...down-and-a-round-town?

Isn't 'He' that FAT-FAT-BALLOONED...FAT-CIRCLE?

AND NOW...TO-A-SILLY-OLD...FAT-CIRCLE!

DID-'YA-KNOW...YOU'RE-A-LADY'S-HEART (AND SOUL)?

Like that Spinless Tart...You're all Heart ('cuz of 'Him')!

HEY...POPEYE/POPCORN...'YER-A-SILLY-OLD-GOAT! NOT-A-'FULL'-CIRCLE!

Uhm...Baby...don't let go...of-my-spinless-BLUE-HAND!

And if ever...I go down-down-down...a deep-dark-BLACK-CIRCLE!

But Baby...if 'yer SQUARED...like a ROUNDED-SMOOTH-CIRCLE!

Maybe...Maybe...JUST-MAYBE...I'LL BE ROUNDED AND SILKY...SMOOTH!


And Popeye/Popcorn said, "I'm like a Clown with a Round Circles [balloons]...

I'm Blown and Twisted...and Blown-'Round-Town!

I'm a gonna BLOW KISSES...AND BLOW ASSIGN-MENTS!

FOR A PRETTY-BABY...I'M A SURE-SURE-SHOT...AND-'ROUND-TOWN...AND POUND-FOR-POUND...I'M A HOPPING-MAD...AND 'PLUGGING-A-WAY...AND-A-WAY!"

People say, "Popeye/Popcorn...You're a HEARTLESS-FAT-SLOB...AND-HEARTLESS!"

"'Yer Gonna Go Down in 'My Circle'...'CUZ-I'M-A-SURE-SHOT-TOO!"



And Pretty Baby...Love did Me Wrong!

'Cuz Love touched My Heartless Blue Heart...and TWISTED-MY-CIRCLE-OF-LIFE!"

AND YOU ARE MY ONLY 'CLOWN'!

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH...AND EVEN...CRY!

"Popeye/Popcorn...you are a silly old man...and a goat! And your silly old grin...and silly stubby beard...and silly stories...and silly, strange ornaments (tiny blue bulbs, tiny pink mo-mentoes, tiny firecrackers!)...silly old man...POUND-FOR-POUND...AND-A-NOTHER-TAKE-DOWN...JUST-TAKE-ME-DOWNTOWN...TO CHINA-TOWN...AND-A-BOWLA-RICE (CAKES!)...SAY-HEY!"


He's a Round Circle (to HER)...AND SHE'S (POUND-FOR-POUND...UNI-VER-SAL)!

Now Folks...If Ever A Fat Circle...THEN...A Happy Clown!

Pretty Baby said, "TOOK THEM ALL...ALL DOWN...DOWN-DOWN-DOWN...TO CHINATOWN...CHINATOWN (AND ON TIME...TIME AND TIME...AND A-GAIN!)"

PRETTY BABY...WILL 'YA...WILL 'YA (uhm...'marry' me?)

FOR YOU...I...TOOK THEM ALL...DOWN-DOWN-DOWN...TO CHINATOWN!

TO CHINATOWN...A BIGGER, FATTER...CLOWN (and just...'fer you)!


In Time...'She' and a 'Smaller' Pretty Baby...LAUGHED ALOUD...BUT...TO  A DIFFERENT BEAT!

This here's a story about...a Clown...with...a TORN BAL-LOON!

LIFELESS...AND BLUE!

AND POPEYE/POPCORN...YOU WERE 'OUR' ONLY...HERO...OUR 'ETERNAL-ZERO'!

AU REVOIR MONSIEUR POPEYE/POPCORN!

OUR ETERNAL ZERO...OUR HERO...WE WILL LOVE ONLY YOU...AND JUST YOU!

AND...P.S., SHE REALLY LOVED YOU! AND STILL LOVES YOU...and a Little 'Blue' Angel also Misses You!


[EPILOUGE]:


Hey Kiddies...Trade Your Bag of Popcorn...for a Candied Apple!

And So...Take a Bite...For a Toothless-Grinny-Grin-Grin!

And Break a Tooth! OR...a Leg!

For Good 'Ol Popeye/Popcorn!


So Raise Your Glass...and say a Good Cheer...

FOR 'MY' HERO...AND YOURS!

THREE CHEERS...TO THREE TEARS...AND-SO-TO-OUR-ETERNAL-ZERO...OUR-BLUEST-BLUE-HERO!

OUR-GOOD-'OL-POPEYE/POPCORN...POP-IT-RIGHT...POPEYE/POPCORN!

AND...GOOD-BYE!

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!

HAH! HAH! HAH!



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Tender Hands So Heavenly Smooth
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS
(A Family Man...who like ALL MEN...struggles greatly at times!)


If a snowy mountain...against the grey sky...can look beautiful...then...perhaps...the grey face of a depressed man...can likewise...be beautiful!

If a great price were paid...then...perhaps...simple flowers...so cheap...like a simple mountain's pickings...could be...or...should be considered...at least...a little longer than one's anger.

Little children in the summer...or winter...can look heavenly...or...devilish!

But children...like young chicks...or ducklings...need a tender touch!

For if ever a child...were 'destined' to be a 'black' duckling...then a soft hand...perhaps of a 'mother' is the only miracle needed!

A great fighter...can be a great loser!

And...historically...a 'strong-woman' can be his 'only' salvation!

And so...in a time of broken words...and promises...if one could remember how...a dinner was planned...and prepared...and even...paid for out of a depressed man's poverty!

A simple man...and his children...are very, very needy!

And though some would say, "Pathetic!"

'We' would love it if 'you' would reconsider!

Time tells a man's true character and nature...and...have you considered what I have done in the most horrible rejection and pain by my own family, country, and many diverse peoples!

My children noticed that your hands have indeed been very, very kind and gentle (at times). 

They ask of you...please wait and see the gentleness of the man we would all love to call 'Dad!'

I hope that my words have real meaning to you...and, if the 'Shell' bathroom is something you would love to have, then perhaps, it is something I would love to give you!

After all...I designed it for you alone!


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'PARIS IN THE WINTER
LIKE A BEAUTIFUL SNOW CONE'

Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS ('Tommy' 'Kristen' 'Matty'..."Hey, what-up dude?")
Publishers SIMON AND SCHUSTER BOOKS, LLC, NEW YORK, NY



When a snow-flake falls...does a heart grow...fonder-or-less-so?

And when rain falls...in Paris...against the hard pavement...in a corner cafe...
Could YOUR HEART GROW?

And did you know...that winter-time in Paris...maybe...A FROZEN TUNDRA...
In a SORROWFUL-HEART? (And 'that' on an Island Get-Away!)

Does The Man on the Moon...JUST MOON 'YA?

Snow-flakes...and...hidden...super-sweet-'n-tasty...Snow-Cones (the dreams of the littlest 'pure' angels!).

AND...she was 'Your' Angel...Angel (Ma bon ami)!

["I hate this fucking bullshit fashion show! Get me the fuck out of here!"]

"Ladies and gentlemen, a statement from the General Secretary of the United Nations!"

"The French Conductor...once assumed to be fictitious...has done a monumental work of historic proportions...'biblical' if you will pardon my usage of such an anachronism...the World is certainly 'safer' in light of the miraculous reduction in the number and character of the Weapons of Mass Destruction! Bravo Monsieur Conductor! At the National Cemetery (of each member nation)...the World honors the memory of James P. "Popeye/Popcorn" Doyle!"

["The Science is so futuristic...we do not understand it, let alone try to replicate it and the resultant, well, anyway...'They' are very, very, very scary!"]

[Lois Lane...what I'm about to show you, you must never share what you will now see...in any case, I shall simply take certain memories from your mind.]

"If I am not a Toad-Stool...then why am I crying like my Pooh Bear?"

"Christopher Robbin only cried a few times, Honey! Do you like Pierre?"

"Non!"

"The Eternal Zero folks...non other than 'our' own Jimmy Doyle! Hey Popcorn! Mr. Lights, Cameras and Action!"

"You look so stupid! Do you actually think that jersey still fits your fat belly?"

"Wipe your idiotic smile off my counter-top...dignity man!"

["THWAP-THWAP-THWAP-POP-POP-POP...AGAIN-AND-AGAIN-AND-AGAIN-AND-AGAIN-AND-THEN-SOME! BULLETS ARE CHEAP YOU KNOW!"]

"G-g-g-e-e-e-r-r-r-TONY-THE-TIGER!"

"Serious...do you think she'll like this funny-looking-skinny-monkey?"

"Well..at least you paid for it!"

"That hurt!"

"Dear Briar Rabbit...can you tell me the truth...can Santa Claus bring me ANYTHING I WANT?"

"Who did you pray to?"

"Him!"

"Then...YES, MOST CERTAINLY!"

"YEAH!"



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"D-WONGY" YOUS FOLKS R'S K-WAZY...WHO-DAT WITS DA YOUS KNOWS...FUNNIE-LOOKIN...WEIRDY?

KAT-EE! WHY'S YOU WHEN GO SOUT WIT DA DUDE?

MAY-BEES...FOURS-GIVE-'N-FOURS-GIT?
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THE FRENCH CONNECTION
THE FRENCH CONDUCTOR

THE JAMES P. "POPEYE/POPCORN" DOYLE LEGEND CONTINUES!

"IN THE MEAN, INNER STREETS WHICH CHOKE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF THE HEARTS, SOULS, LIVES AND POCKET-BOOKS OF ORDINARY, PRIVILEGED, AND EVEN EXTRA-ORDINARY 'GODS' (WHO WALK AMONGST US), IT IS THE HUMAN HEART, ITSELF, WHICH IS PAVED WITH THE HARDEST, MEANEST, MOST HELLACIOUS AND UNFORGIVING STONEY-BOTTLE-GLASS-SHATTERED-STENCHY-ROTTEN-BACK-STABBING-RAPING, ASPHALT (WE WISH!) HIGH-WAYS AND BY-WAYS!"

                                      ---------SGT. JAMES P. "POPEYE" DOYLE-------



A GREAT MOVIE OF A GAME
      AND WITH POPCORN
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS (a simple family man who thanks 'Tommy,' Kristen and Matty for enjoying each other's company, cousins who found out they had a lot in common after all!)
Publishers Simon and Schuster Books, LLC, New York, NY (a wonderful group of individuals!)


And when the water-pump..CRACKS!

And...your dry eyes...can...no longer...cry!

TRY!  TRY!  And...TRY-'n-TRY...AGAIN!

Like a Summer Breeze...

Or-a...

Teardrop's Leave...from...

An-Inner-Torn-Sleeve!

(Hey! Brother! IF...SHAFT...WOULDN'T...EVEN...CONSIDER YOUR CASE! TRY...TRY...TRY-AGAIN? WHY? YES...WHY?)

When a cardboard box gets wet! And Lois Lane is in it!

AND...SUPERMAN...DIED!


If daisies in the sun...or...roses you purchased...were the wrong color!

Take this...war-time in the desert...and the government gives you an..."I-OWE-YOU"...AND YOUR LEG GOT SHOT-OFF! ALONG WITH PART OF YOUR FACE!

YOU ASK...IS...THERE...LOVE IN THE UNIVERSE?



Jimmy...all...alone...and-only-five-years-old...and-stone-cold!

Like a Windless-PUNCH!

Or a...

Tropical Breeze...He Was Traded...Like an Old Car!

ASSUMED/FORGOTTEN/DISCOUNTED/AND...FINALLY...DEPOSITED!

And Where...Have All Our Heroes Gone?

Where is THE LIGHT?

THAT! Which would set OUR NIGHTS?



ON FRIDAY NIGHTS!

WE SAW 'HIS' LIGHTS! LIKE FIRECRACKERS IN THE BLUEST STAR-LIT NIGHTS! IT...WAS...FRIDAY NIGHTS WITH LIGHTS!

LIGHTS! CAMERAS! ACTION! AND MORE ACTION!

HE...HIT...'THE' LIGHTS!

"THE FOOL THINGS...DONE CRACKED ON US!"

"GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! TONIGHT'S LINE-UP INCLUDES...TERRORS IN THE NIGHT (THE LINE-MEN)...FUTURE 'LIFERS' (THE SAFETIES)...THE SPECIAL-TEAM MEMBERS (THE 'SPECIALISTS' AND 'PROFESSIONALS')...COACHES WITH CRIMINAL RECORDS...AND...OUR OWN 'TOMMY-GUNN'...'MR. FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS'...HIMSELF...JAMES P. "POPCORN" DOYLE!"

"THE TEAMS CALL THE COIN!"

FROM...ZERO...TO...FORTY-EIGHT! (HE DID THAT ON PURPOSE...FOLKS!)


"ROCKET-TO-THE-LEFT...MY-GUIDED-MISSLE-TAKE-OFF-FROM-MY-LEFT!"

"OH! JUST IN CASE...'CRIMINAL' VECTOR TO HIT THE 'STRONG-MAN!'"

[THE CROWD]: He sent them STREAMING...DOWN-FIELD (ON FIRST)?

LIKE TWIN-ROCKETS!

DOING MACH-TEN!

[THE CROWD]: And OUR HOUDINI...ALWAYS...HAD A-NOTHER RABBIT PUNCH!

(THE GUIDED-MISSLES...OUT OF BACK-FIELD!)

"GATORADE'S GONE! HOT-DOGS ARE COLD! DID YOU ENJOY THE NEW SWEET DILL-PICKEL? OH-SHIT...FIFTY-TWO...TO...107! How in the hell did I lose the wife's extra pay? Again! THAT'S OUR JIMMY DOYLE...FOLKS!"


And in a darkened room...teardrops fell.

They were...as warm as the old TV!

WHY? OH WHY? WHY? DID I BEAT THE BOY? AND...HE...IS BEAUTIFUL...MORE...THAN I EVER WAS!

He is so so so beautiful! He has to know it!?!? I hear he has 'problems.'

He...is beautiful to me...PLEASE!

I...AM...NO LONGER BEAUTIFUL...YOU TOOK MY NOSE!

MY MIDDLE FINGERS! He...must never know! I will do EVERYTHING YOU ASK OF ME! He has a mother!


[FOLKS IN THE AUDIENCE...DID OUR 'HOUDINI' PERFORM? AS ADVERTISED?]

FOR A GREAT MOVIE OF A GAME...

AND WITH POPCORN...

JUST...

GO TO FRANCE!


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'TAKE-DOWN USA/FRANCE/RUSSIA/JAPAN...AND ALL OTHER PARTS OF THE WORLD'
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS (a simple family man)
Publishers Simon and Schuster Books, LLC, New York, NY



YEEE-EEE-EEE-OOOW-WOW!
YEEE-EEE-EEE-OOOW-WOW!
"LADIES AND GENTLEMENT...GENTLEMEN...GENTLEMEN-'N-LADIES!"
"TONIGHT'S FEATURE...THAT'S...TONIGHT'S OFFERING!"
"TAKE-DOWN!" "TAKE-DOWN-TIME!"
"IF YOU'RE NORTH OF SPAIN...OR WEST...OF LOS ANGELES!"
"ANY-WAY...YOU TAKE-IT...JUST...TAKE-IT!"
"FOR A TAKE-DOWN TIME!"
"A SUGGESTION, GRAB A CRAZY-MIKE/A LAZY-SUSAN/A COOL-HAND...OF-POKER!"
"OR SIMPLY...A PAIR OF DRUM-STICKS...AND A MIKE...A GUITAR...A KEYBOARD...AND HOP ALONG TO PLUTO OR MARS!"
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...OFFICIALLY...IT'S TAKE-DOWN-TIME (INTERNATIONALY AND 'INTER-STELLAR-LIKE')!"


Who is the cop...the one with the art-books-'n-crayons?

A crazy-Mike? A crazy-Mick? 
A leg-less FROG? ARE-'YA-CHICKEN?
Com'mon...TAKE-ME-DOWN...IN-RECORD-TIME!
'YA-DUMB-ASS!

For a good-time...see FLO!
(Name and number's on the 'tribbist!')

"How fucking much...for this dumb-ass, piece of shit, USED TAPE SERIES?"
"Hey...'frenchy'...seventy-five buckeroos ($75.00 USD)!"
"Give me back my FOOD-STAMPS!"

"Gas it up Eddie!"
"Take-down-time?"
"Yeah! Gotta visit the 'hospital'...she's kinda lonely!"
"Popeye...what's the secret? Spinach?"
"KALE!"
"RIIII-GHT...EEE-O!"
"HOW'S 'BOUTA AN ALLEGED 'SNAKE?'"
"Outta here!"

Nancy Karangee...and Poki...and Boo-Boo Bear...PEED!
AND...'He' did too!

THWAP-THWAP-THWAP! POP-POP-POP!
"Another thank-less take-down...at least...on-time!"


Midnight at the 'OASIS' and the camels were all put away, and a manger was empty!
And...in a lonely church cathedral...'they' were all alone!
"You're beautiful...thank you!"
"Here's looking at 'ya kid!"

AND...NOW...TAKE-DOWN-TIME...FOR-THE-FINAL-TIME!

James P. Doyle, DEAD AT THE 'TENDER-AGE' OF...["I just can't fucking stand this shit! God...you're a fucking niger!"]

"This was his guitar. And here are some papers and drawings of you, not bad, really! Shit, I'm so so so very sorry!"
"A tape?"
"Yeah...looks like it!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?"


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'Oh Gawd You're Beautiful Unbelievable'
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS

(Dedicated to INDIA! Way to go India! What a Turnaround!)
(Dedicated, also, to the Bodners of Hawaii and Thailand! Christina, Sr., Christina, Jr., Ernest, Jr., Nadia, and Little Ava! Wow! Talk about a 'journey' as Christina, Sr., was an original Playboy Playmate of the Month (a lifetime ago)!)


Did you ever dream...of a Rat Race...where a brown lunch...made no sense!

Whipped around...a miracle...whipped 'round!

And did a storied Rock...rock your world...again and again?!?!

And did Pillow Talking...lead you to...Toss around Pink Pillows?

And Pink Blankets?

Did you hear that Crazy Eights...froze in time...as a Rat Pack...froze time!

Hey! Going to Las Vegas! Sarah! Susan! Or...someone...anyone!

Hey! Sarah...if Sweet Strawberry Sundaes...are too sweet...and I'm too sour...

Does a recipe of Sweet and Sour...mean...Two Peas in a Pod?

Or...do I...whip you around? Again and again...or can I spin you around...and

Dip you just right?

On any blue Midnight! Like a Special Midnight!

As Rhett Butler...whipped around...the buggy whip...

Jimmy didn't lie! And wasn't a liar to Hughbie!

But Scarlett lied! And lied...till 'she' died! (Boy...was that sadder than sad!)

And a ringless band-aid...can't mend an...'all-around' headache!

But...when a Northern Zephyr...whips 'round town...and a heart...

Whips around...time and again!

You know...that a broken heart...busted and splintered...and crushed around...

Town after town!

Can never...ever...be mended!

Unless! Like Miracle Whip...you're an original scent or perfume!

So amazing...so special...so whipped around...that...the White Castle...

And the 'Whitest'...can't deny Cindy!

Or her 'sister!'

So toss that 'rock' all-around...town!

Win, lose, or draw...maybe...just maybe...you'll be spun around...

And like Pink Cotton Candy...you'll be spun 'round...and pulled and rolled around!

But Tasty, Tasty...you'll all-too-sweet...but sticky! And...maybe...she was too...

Picky!

Come and fly away...with me (and only me)...for a Las Vegas Turnaround!

So...Sarah Smile! Sarah smile...'cuz...I just might...come around (And this time...

On time! For a plane ride, train ride, or in a busted auto...with 'Hughbie' sweet,

Fat, bloated, and dusted and showered-right!)

So...Sarah...if you'll smile right...smile right and tight...but...just look my way!

Okay?

And...finally...here's a riddle! A-okay?

There was a Simple Cookie! In December!

Who was whipped around...time and time again...and again...

And...in the end...froze time!

And set the meter right! And in a meter...and...resting his tired feet!

Sat around...and laughed!

At all those 'crumbs!' Just sitting around town!

So...Sarah smile! 'Cuz...I'm coming around...finally!

(And if 'you' believe that...then a soaked cookie...is all I want you to have!

All mush and mushy...'cuz I'm just too sweet!)

Really now...I'm kinda lusty! Like those 'Old Dogs!'

So...Sarah smile!

Bye now!




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FROM HAWAII WITH LOVE
               JANNA P.
                  AND
              KO'OHINA

Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS
Publishers Simon and Schuster Books, LLC, New York, NY (Bonn, West Germany)

[Tuned to Maroon Five's "She will be loved"]


And when...the Pacific Ocean...floods...the basin...and...

A broken heart dies...and...'He' died!

A Little Leprechaun...who died a-way!

And...did you know...that...Rainbow and Butterflies...JUST...

FLY A-WAY?!?!

Like...the Teardrops...in the North of Spain...on those...

Lonely Plains...don't they JUST DIE A-WAY?

And...here's a story!

A Little Doggie...in the Window...in Paris...in the Rain!

SHE'S...A LITTLE LEPRECHAUN (OR A LITTLEST 'BLUE' ANGEL)!

Oh...and about...that Little Doggie...in the Window...Sad and Lonely...

In the Little Crib!

GOD-DAMN...THOSE RAINBOWS AND BUTTFLIES!

Paris...in the Rain...and in the North of Spain!

WHY...OH WHY...WHY WHY?

Is My Broken Heart...a Crying Game...JUST...YOUR PLAYING GAME!?!?

JUST...A HUNGER GAME!


Like a Pantomime...in a Silent Movie...when you lose your ONLY VOICE...

MIGHT IT BE...A HORROR OF A 'COOL' STORY?!?!

And the Dailies read...It's a STORY OF ALL NINE'S!

And when your life's a Dinner and a Pantomime!

JUST...BREAK A LEG...AND BREAK THE CURSE!

COPS AND ROBBERS...just...a meaningless Game!

And speaking of PANTOMIMES AND ACTORS...

Rainbows and Butterflies...JUST YOUR...HOPES AND DREAMS (Blown A-way)!

Like a Sunless...and Meaningless Day...on Your 17th Birthday!

And a Nice Tan...and a Date...on Friday Night...CANCELLED!

And in a Dreamy Dream...did you see the North Star?

And did the Man on the Moon...call from a-far?

Did Old Gandolf...TOSS A CURSE...YOUR WAY?

Like a Broken Heart...or a Dried Out...Old Red Rose!

Were You Lifeless...and ALL A-LONE...AND FAR FAR TOO LONELY?

And if ever there were TEN THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU...

There might be EVEN MORE!

And when the Pacific Ocean...Rolls the Tide...and a Broken Heart...

Rolls with the Tide...and a Glassen Chip...JUST...CHIPS AND CHIPS A-WAY!

And if I were to WISH TOO WELL...in a JET BLACK, DEEP, DEEP, DARK WELL!

MAYBE...MAYBE...JUST MAYBE...YOU'LL RE-CONSIDER...AND COME BACK...

TO ME...AND...ONLY TO ME!


In the First Watch of the Dark Blue Night...a Glassen Container...a Floating Bottle...

Blue Glass...and Bobbing...a Note and a Cork!

Rainbows and Butterflies...and Secret Lovers and Sweet Tarts...

And when the Littlest 'Blue' Leprechaun...JUST HOPPED A-WAY!

A...PURE...BRED...GOLDEN...POT OF PURE GOLD!?!?

ANY MEANING?

IT'S PRICELESS! IT'S PRICELESS! IT'S PRICELESS!

AND...P.S., I TRULY THANK YOU! I TRULY THANK YOU!

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!


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I NAMED YOU AS FAMILY
Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS
(A Simple Family Man...'Heart' over 'Hurt')



At a corner Music Store...I stared at...a simple guitar...drum-set...metal-pedal...and cymbals!

At a corner Market...I stared at...a simple LOVELY!

If you want to...I can buy you...another Hope and Dream...DREAMY!

And did you KNOW ME! At another time and place?

Another LONELY NIGHT...AND WERE YOU LONELY?

And maybe...I was too! 'Cuz I was!

And she flipped her hair...and tossed her sweater...MY WAY...and if you want to...
I'D LIKE TO TAKE YOU AWAY! AND...ANY WAY!

Did you see my guitar? My lesson book? I've learned...all...not really...but some important lessons (of life!).

And my drumming...gets louder...and louder...TILL I GET YOUR ATTENTION! SO PAY ATTENTION...TO ME AND ONLY ME!

CHORUS:

The other night...I penned your face (your beautiful face)...and my penniless hands...without a black graphic stick...I'd like to stick...my face on your face (like a favorite puffy sticker!).

And Honey Blue Baby...the other blue night...I loved your Blue Bonnet...and Blue Nighty! And...you're kinda funny-honey!

The other night...'You' tried to pen 'My' face...and I laughed...all aloud...and you Blew Me Away (your portraits are...simply...too hot!).

And FUNNY-BUNNY...DON'T HOP AWAY...ALL THE WAY...TO 'MY' BANK?
DON'T WITHDRAW...ALL-A...MY-FUNDS! DON'T LEAVE ME...PENNILESS! AND...ALL ALONE!



And when the Third Graders...got the Sheet Music...they laughed and played!
And then...ran away...to the park-ways...and played their 'juice-harps!' And tickling each other...they...all...ran away...to the Corner Store...and got their mouths...silly sweet slick...'cuz...all the 'gooey' just stuck (and 'sticked')!



       
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Toss Me a Carved Wooden Nickel
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If a forest...an emerald forest...were set on fire...Baby...would I ever like to SET YOU...
ON FIRE!

And Honey...if I were a Bee...a Busy Bee...and a big cloud...and a hot fire...MIXED IT...IN A FIGHT...I'd simply take flight...to see you on another night!

And on that...particular night...the lights would be set right...and a lighted forest (emerald green)...WOULD BURN NIGHT AFTER NIGHT...as your legs and arms...got so twisted...LIKE THOSE POOR TREE LIMBS! (AND BABY...YOU'RE HOT LIMBS...AND ALL ARMS!)

TOSS A COIN...FLIP A SWITCH (BLADE)...AND DON'T...SWITCH PARTNERS (ON ME!).

Baby...on a particular...store shelf...a glassen 'n alabaster jar...A ROYAL BEE'S LAST DROP OF HONEY! AND HONEY...YOU'RE...WORTH ALL THE MONEY TO ME...AND ONLY ME!

So don't flip the switch...ANY SWITCH...ON ME (don't turn off the lights...on me!).

In my corner pocket...a silver locket...and like a pocket rocket...I'm running after my long lost love!

And an emerald...green forest...on fire...and set so...I'D LIKE TO SET YOU ON FIRE!
(And...on purpose!)

Carve a silly wooden...tree limb...lifeless and numb...into a Rhythmic Rhyme...sound silly? I'd like not to think so!

Toss a Quarter...a Dumb Nickel...a silly Golden Penny...YOUR WAY...SO...DON'T GO AWAY!

CHORUS:

If a Glimpse of the Future...is what you wish (for)...then hope for...a World of 'My' Carved Nickels...cuz it'll take longer...and YOU...ARE WORTH MORE THAN A WORLD OF GOLDEN CARVED NICKELS (so make a silly wish!).

And a Hundred Thousand Royal White Horses...would cost less than a ROYAL SEDAN WITH YOU...AND ONLY YOU!

And in a snowy white castle...upon a wintery cold mountain...a Sad Cinderella...in bare feet...and without proper (plumbing)...did some 'PLUMMING' (in a dreamy dream...with her 'Dreamy' Prince Charming)...and so a particular STAR-LIT BLUE NIGHT...a FAIRY GOD-MOTHER...WITH A PLUM PIE (let Cinderella do 'some-plumbing')!

"Call all GOOD-LOOKING...PRINCE CHARMINGS! HELP ME! HELP ME! SOS! 'CUZ THAT'S MY ONLY TRUE WISH!"

AND FORGET THOSE...SILLY WOODEN NICKELS ('cuz I'm worth more!).

SO...COME AND TAKE ME HOME (HOME SWEET HOME!).


        
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DAY BY DAY...THE DAYS GO ON!
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN, AS A YOUTH, TIME SLIPS BY SO QUICKLY...AS THOUGH CHRISTMAS [OR HANUKAH, OR SOME OTHER HOLIDAY] 'ANTICIPATION,' FOOD, GIFTS TO GIVE OR RECEIVE, RELATIVES AND FRIENDS TO INVITE AND ENTERTAIN, SONGS TO LEARN, INSTRUMENTS TO PLAY, WRAPPINGS TO PURCHASE, USE, AND THEN TO SAVE, DECORATIONS TO PUT UP AND TO PUT AWAY, CARDS TO PURCHASE, WORDS TO PEN, STAMPS TO PASTE, THINGS TO DELIVER, BAKING PROJECTS TO 'EXECUTE' (AND WITH PERSONAL 'PERFECTION'), KISSES TO GIVE AND RECEIVE, PRAYERS TO PRAY, THANKS TO GIVE, AND TO RECEIVE, KIDS TO SPANK, KIDS TO LOVE, 'GRAMMIES' AND 'POPPAS' TO RUN AWAY FROM, OR TO RUN TO (AND HIDE), BOXES TO SAVE, FLOWERS TO PICK, ARRANGE, GIVE (WITH CERTAIN EXPECTATIONS), PEOPLE TO LOVE, LUST AFTER, OR TO GIVE UP ON, RESOLUTIONS TO MAKE, OR TO BREAK, RECORDINGS TO MAKE, AND TO GIVE AWAY, GRADUATIONS TO PREPARE FOR, ENGAGEMENTS TO THINK ABOUT, ENGAGEMENTS TO 'NURSE' ALONG, ENGAGEMENTS TO MAIL OUT, ENGAGEMENTS TO BREAK, COUNSELORS TO SEE, LEGAL PAPERS AND DOCUMENTS TO CRY OVER (OR...TO REJOICE OVER), HANDS TO LOOK AT, WRINKLES TO CRY OVER, EYES TO SEE...TO REALLY SEE! IF YOUR LIFE WAS HEAVENLY...THEN, PERHAPS YOU MIGHT LIKE TO SEE A CONTINUANCE...OR...PERHAPS...'SLEEP' SOUNDS HEAVENLY...IN ANY CASE, A 'GLIMPSE' OF A HEAVENLY ESTATE...COULD BE VERY HEAVENLY...AT LEAST...IN THE END (OF A HORRIBLE SITUATION, EVENT, OR ARGUMENT)! 

AND...P.S.,...THOUGH I DIDN'T KNOW YOU IN 'OUR' LIFETIME AT THE UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA, I SAW A 'LEGENDARY' IMAGE OF BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN, A BLOND-HAIRED GERMAN BEAUTY, AND WITH A SONG AND A PRAYER, A YOUNG MAN'S DREAM GIRL! AT THE END OF LONG LIFETIME...A CURSE...A WITCHES' WHITE CURSE...BREAKS...AND THEN...HEAVENLY RICHES, BUT AT FIRST WITH MANY HEADACHES! BUT IF FAITH, LOVE, AND HOPE (AND HARD TO WIN 'PERSEVERANCE') MEAN ANYTHING...THEN...THESE VERY THINGS MEAN EVERYTHING...BUT...IT DOES MEAN...TO WIN E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G!!! CHILDREN NEED LOVE...BUT THEY ALSO MEAN THAT THEY CAN GIVE THEIR LOVE...AND...THEY...WANT TO GIVE 'YOU' ALL OF THE LOVE THAT THEY CAN POSSIBLY MUSTER!!! AND THEY...AND 'I'...WANT 'YOU' TO KNOW THAT WE REALLY DO MEAN WHAT WE SAY ('PETAL-TO-THE-METAL')!

A GLIMPSE...OF...BETTER THINGS TO COME!

AND...P.S.S.,...I AM INDEED VERY SORRY...AND I HOPE THAT YOU WILL FORGIVE ME!!!
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'HOW THE HELL CAN AN OLD MAN
BE MY MAIN MAN'

Copyright 2015 All Rights Reserved
Poetic Lyrics By TLH ANDRESS ('Tommy' 'Matty' and Kristen, all say, "HOW-ZIT?")
Publishers Simon and Schuster Books, LLC, New York, NY



Can a plate of caviar...and a glass of fine champagne...keep the interest? Can it?

And when August and September...roll around? The 31st?

I pray thee! Can a blue-moon...on a night-less-smooth...softly rocking and pitching night...Rock You?

And when his hands...are too soft...and listless!


And Here's to You POPEYE! Just Raise a Glass...Drink it-'n-Surrender!

Did I see some-thing...in-his...INNER-EYE? A softness?

And the night I nearly died...AND ONLY YOU CRIED!

Do you ree-member...my first birthday? ONLY YOU DID!

And the flowers...cheap...and stolen!

POPEYE...YOU...ARE...MY HERO!

AND...P.S., I LOVE YOU...AND I LOVE...ONLY YOU!

("You might not know this...but 'that' fairy-tale...is about me!")


"JFK INTERNATIONAL...Flight 1108 to Paris...departing on time!"

"This dumb-ass receipt...IT'S ANOTHER FUCKING FAKE...GODDAMMIT!"

"Popeye...Monsieur 'Popcorn'...your beautiful new leather coat...is too large to fit into my carry-on! Put it on Baby...you're too sexy without it! HAH! Maybe I'm too sexy...too?!?!"

"R-R-R-UFF!"

"HMMM?"

"OOOH...SEXY MAN!"


"Popeye Doyle got on the plane...and with 'her.'"


"The French Conductor will be here in the morning, qui?"

"QUI!"


"Dear Monsieur Doyle, You may not know who I am, but I guarantee you...'THEY' DO! And I believe this is to 'our' advantage!"


AND BRIAR BEAR...WHO TORE OUT HIS TORN BUTTON...WONDERED WHY ALICE STILL LOOKED INTO THE LOOKING GLASS! WHAT WAS IT THAT SHE SAW? THE BLOOD? THE MAN? THE 'HIDDEN' WOMAN?



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In a world of anarchy...DESTRUCTION IS THE FINAL CONCLUSION!
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