Bein' awesome without the aid of the letter "g"
Founded back in 1994, Taylor Bates has a rich history in social media networks. After his much celebrated "Since when is X a number?" facebook status gained a commanding 7 likes within 15 minutes, Bates decided to expand his social media brand onto google plus, where he currently does literally nothing except add people to his circle and occasionally edit his profile.
Officially declared "not the worst looking guy in the room" by semi-attractive girl working at Chik-Fil-A, Amateur professional magician, self-proclaimed billionaire