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Emmerich Ersatz
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Crash
Second wave
"Shroom", "MMD", "Angelyn", "Dr._Zephyrus_â~¤_[ff", "Raccoon99"
Basically just a bunch of fucking around. Haven't fought in months. Went Firebug on accident at first, followed by medic to clean up and then Demo the rest of the time. The LAW missed me. It didn't, however, miss the Patriarch.
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Manor
Starting Wave
"Drajiin", "Ellsie", "triplehumbucker", "skuppy", "Genesis"
Fucked around pretty heavily here. Husk cannon, wave 2 AA12, pipes, it was a random map. Kill 17 specimens with a single fire grenade. The Patriarch played more pipes than an church pianist. After we left, I noticed "Genesis" pulling my half eaten lunch out of a trash can. Yeesh.
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Spectating a Beginner server with a bunch of berserkers. They're farming damage and healing for enough money to buy the big potato. Wonder if this will actually work.

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"[Fec]_TheRichardTS", "The_Phoenix", "Driago", "Srellian", "Foxxy", "Zelon"

Hahahahaha. "[Fec]_The RichardTS" just totally trolled everyone by taking in enough money to buy it, and then just doing nothing.
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BioticsLabs
Wave 2
"Magic_Missile!", "Giggity", "Apocalyptica", "Deerow"
Demolitions expert
"Deerow" keeps begging for money. Liquid complains about wleded doors while warrior berserking on fucking biotics lab. The rest were decent.
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West London
Wave 2
"Brisbaneâ~~Destructo","Koppen","muramasa490","Your_Imagnary_Frien","[/r/]Admiral_Ackbar"
Not particularly fancy, but we seemed to get the job done pretty well with minor casualties.
I killed the pat with a LAW
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Foundry
Starting Wave
"OneBullet", "Giggity", Radditz", "Draegen", Pheener
A lot of slacking.
Wiped out in the 3rd (really?)
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Manor with "Genesis" & "J_Smooth". Starting on Wave 7.

...and "J_Smooth" jumps ship after the wave starts. Fuck me. I get killed by crawlers after a lengthy battle (got the FP!).

"Genesis" ends up finishing the 40+ wave without me.

"Electronic_Bacon" the L6 Sharp and "m609542" the L5 Support helps us make it to Wave 10. I, demo of demo..men..fucking Scrake. Do not pass go. Do not collect anything other than explosive dismemberment. Yo dead.

Pat wave! Fuck yes! Bitches ain't shit but LAW bait. Pipes and pipes and pipes and pipes and.
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Exhibition. Screwed around on BioticsLab and MountainPass in Solo to grab a few achievements (Dot of Doom, Italian Meat Pasta). Highlander didn't fire off when I did it. Weak.
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West London
Spawn wave
"Deerow", "Niggles", "OnlineBread"
Guys are greener that grass. "Deerow" always asks for money, even continues asking after I switch perks to buy him an AK47 for his Commando.
Wiped in Wave 3. Pathetic, like we were all playing in separate servers. No teamwork at all.
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Offices
Starting Wave
"Brisbaneâ~~Destructo","Koppen","muramasa490","hegotknowledge","[/r/]Admiral_Ackbar"
Kind of a scattered, casual game holding the third floor. A lot of fucking around on my part (berserker with an aa12, etc). We all scatter and get killed in the bottom of the 9th, but Brisbane saves our asses with a few slick katana/HSG scrake kills. We have a similar miscommunication the next round and get wiped out in the 10th wave
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Biotics Lab
Start Wave
Names withheld.
This is quite possibly...the worst team I've ever been on. Medics who don't heal, 3-4 different camping spots, all the usual scrake flaming, FP 9mm attacking, sharpshooter with a katana antics you'd expect from a team of idiots. Just flailing around for kill count. I have no idea how this team survives.
Somehow got to the Patriarch, where we took turns being beheaded. Pat wins.
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West London, starting with "Genesis".

"IceSnake" "gjfeenstra" "Eric_is_God". "Mental" did jack shit. Gooooooooal!
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"Genesis" is an awesome, if somewhat cocky (they're that good) L5 Berserker. "gjeensta" was higher level as an L6 Berserker, but was ultimately a much better teamplayer as an L5 Medic."Mental" Idled their way through a few rounds with, I shit you not, 0 kills as an L5 Medic.
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Foundry Worker, Survivor
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  • Horzine Biotech
    Foundry Worker
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Male
Other names
Foundry Worker Aldridge
Story
Tagline
Don't flame the Scrake.
Introduction
Firebug, Support Specialist, Demolitions, Medic, Berserker, Commando, Sharpshooter, Moron.

This is a plain list of my journey through a world gone mad.
Bragging rights
I can jump from the third floor of Offices and not die.
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