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Emmerich Ersatz
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Lives in London, United Kingdom
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Offices
Wave 3
"ekuskei", "-=UOL=-CO_N7_StriKer", "Licor", "Brennen_Quinn", "Raven"
Started as a 'zerker because of the low time left until the trader. Mostly helped out with my demo waiting in the wings. Brennen asked questions, might be new or an awful troll. Held the bottom of the map until the Pat, who ended up riding enough pipe bombs to float from Cuba to Miami.
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Crash
Second wave
"Shroom", "MMD", "Angelyn", "Dr._Zephyrus_â~¤_[ff", "Raccoon99"
Basically just a bunch of fucking around. Haven't fought in months. Went Firebug on accident at first, followed by medic to clean up and then Demo the rest of the time. The LAW missed me. It didn't, however, miss the Patriarch.
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Starting wave
"Ellsie", "Genesis"," Hλlf_Life", "Pinchan06", "OY!"
Lots of pipes. I think "Hλlf_Life" might be functionally retarded, intentionally cutting themself off from the group to pursue a Level 3 Demolitions perk. Buying armor just to blow it off when the round starts. At one point he was charging Scrakes with a pistol as a Commando. "Ellsie" showed a lot of fortitude holding the front of the tunnel the entire game. "Genesis" clipped a lock of my hair when I wasn't looking. The Patriarch flossed with a LAW rocket in the church.
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Wave 10
"triplehumbucker", "skuppy", "darkpck", "Drajiin", "Fox_Reinhold"
Snagged a bunch of doh from my teammates, camped out downstairs. Breezy. Painted the third floor walls with the Patriarch, he hit more pipes than a millionaire crackhead.
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Spent two hours last night on Aperture farming money for the £70,000 potato with "Bynokie_-WSR-", "Apotheary_David_Bowie", "Stargatesg2", "Finjodon"
I literally let a husk punch me for over an hour while everyone jumped off of stairs for fall damage healing bucks and dragged weapon spawns back to the trader. Uber Tuber unlocked.
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Spawn wave
"Deerow", "Niggles", "OnlineBread"
Guys are greener that grass. "Deerow" always asks for money, even continues asking after I switch perks to buy him an AK47 for his Commando.
Wiped in Wave 3. Pathetic, like we were all playing in separate servers. No teamwork at all.
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Offices
Starting Wave
"Brisbaneâ~~Destructo","Koppen","muramasa490","hegotknowledge","[/r/]Admiral_Ackbar"
Kind of a scattered, casual game holding the third floor. A lot of fucking around on my part (berserker with an aa12, etc). We all scatter and get killed in the bottom of the 9th, but Brisbane saves our asses with a few slick katana/HSG scrake kills. We have a similar miscommunication the next round and get wiped out in the 10th wave
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Starting Wave
"IrongKhangas", "Angelyn", xxmlgpro420xx", "Dr._Zephyrus_â~¤_[ff"
Mostly fuckery. Got some good sharpshooting in, as well as solid Support cleanup. The Patriarch punched my face until my face died, but everybody else blew his legs off with shotguns and what not. And maybe peed on him, who knows. I was dead.

How the hell did I get inside here? The clipping on the left wall in this trader is gone.
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Manor
Starting Wave
"Drajiin", "Ellsie", "triplehumbucker", "skuppy", "Genesis"
Fucked around pretty heavily here. Husk cannon, wave 2 AA12, pipes, it was a random map. Kill 17 specimens with a single fire grenade. The Patriarch played more pipes than an church pianist. After we left, I noticed "Genesis" pulling my half eaten lunch out of a trash can. Yeesh.
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Exhibition. Screwed around on BioticsLab and MountainPass in Solo to grab a few achievements (Dot of Doom, Italian Meat Pasta). Highlander didn't fire off when I did it. Weak.
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Spectating a Beginner server with a bunch of berserkers. They're farming damage and healing for enough money to buy the big potato. Wonder if this will actually work.

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"[Fec]_TheRichardTS", "The_Phoenix", "Driago", "Srellian", "Foxxy", "Zelon"

Hahahahaha. "[Fec]_The RichardTS" just totally trolled everyone by taking in enough money to buy it, and then just doing nothing.
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BioticsLabs
Wave 2
"Magic_Missile!", "Giggity", "Apocalyptica", "Deerow"
Demolitions expert
"Deerow" keeps begging for money. Liquid complains about wleded doors while warrior berserking on fucking biotics lab. The rest were decent.
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Foundry Worker, Survivor
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  • Horzine Biotech
    Foundry Worker
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Gender
Male
Other names
Foundry Worker Aldridge
Story
Tagline
Don't flame the Scrake.
Introduction
Firebug, Support Specialist, Demolitions, Medic, Berserker, Commando, Sharpshooter, Moron.

This is a plain list of my journey through a world gone mad.
Bragging rights
I can jump from the third floor of Offices and not die.
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London, United Kingdom
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