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Free Advice for Dumb Thieves: When checking car doors in a parking lot, it is generally a good idea to check whether or not the car is occupied before opening the door. Otherwise, you may find yourself facing a rather enraged driver.
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Scared entities can be dangerous... Glad you weren't accosted and the vehicle is still in your possession. :)
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Farewell, Sweet Prince.

Steve Jobs, 1955-2011
Steve Jobs, the co-founder of Apple Inc. and the man behind the first personal computer, the iPod, iPhone iPad and other innovations, has died at 56.
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Not that you'd quote Shakespeare, but if you would, it'd be "Good night, sweet prince." Just sayin'. R.I.P.
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Dearest USA;
I love you, but please don't elect another Republican Governor of Texas for the Presidency. We haven't had good luck with those.

Guys from MA? Yeah, good luck there. Actors? They've done OK. Governors of other states? Totally great.

Just no more Texas Republicans, please.

Thanks.
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You've heard how Honey Badgers do not participate in fornication donation, but there's good reason for it:
"Because of the toughness and looseness of their skin, honey badgers are very difficult to kill with dogs. Their skin is hard to penetrate, and its looseness allows them to twist and turn on their attackers when held. The only safe grip on a honey badger is on the back of the neck. The skin is also tough enough to resist several machete blows. The only sure way of killing them quickly is through a blow to the skull with a club or a shot to the head with a powerful rifle, as their skin is almost impervious to arrows and spears."

Honey Badgers, the zombies of the animal kingdom.
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kitten-zombies.
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Trying out SwiftKey for android. Seems to be decent. Not sure if I can transition from swype though. It is very good, with the predictive text and all 
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I <3 swype.
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Charlie Sheen Will Be At The Gathering Of The Juggalos: So, this is happening. Charlie Sheen will be "introducing acts and performing his comedy stylings" at this years Gathering. I think th...
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Yes.
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How is it that I never heard about this girl? My 80s public education really failed me.
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There's a wonderful conflict in the intentions behind patent law and antitrust law. I wonder how long before they fight to the death.
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Dear Vegans,
This is sort of what most people think of when they hear "vegan." Just so you know.
Love,
Omnivores everywhere
See, this is why people hate vegans. July 6th, 2011 · 127 comments. “When I moved in a year ago, my roommate was an ovo-lacto vegetarian, whereas I was (and still am) an omnivore,” explains our submit...
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It will change. The public used to think a doctor administrated hand job cured a wandering uterus, and that hamburgers shouldn't contain feces. And that Katy Perry was a humanoid. I guess the jury's still out on the last one.
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