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穿越到先秦
某人穿越到先秦
“里边请,请问客官是打尖还是住店?”
“我吃面!”

“那抱歉,这位客官,面条可是要到宋朝的款式才能定形呢,小店现在还没有”

“什么鸟店!连碗面都没有,馒头包子总有吧,上一屉!”

“这位爷,也没有,这得等到蜀汉诸葛丞相伐孟获才有,抱歉了您呢……”

“擦!那你们不会只供应白米饭吧!”

“抱歉,咱这是关中,水稻啊,得过了长江才能种,咱这也没有……”

“要死了,来个大侠套餐吧,二两女儿红,半斤熟牛肉……你捂我嘴干嘛!”

“客官,轻点声!私宰耕牛那可是大罪,被人告了可是充军流放的罪过,万万不敢啊!”

“得得得,酒我也不喝了,茶水总有吧?”

“茶?那玩意儿得汉朝才有,哪怕到唐朝也是士大夫喝的,咱这儿也没有……”

“你他娘的到底有什么?”

“粟米的窝窝饼,可以沾肉酱,烫白菜。”

“敢情你这开的是麻辣烫的店啊!”

“瞧您说的,辣椒到明代才引进呢,小店只有花椒,只麻不辣。”

“那就不能炒个青菜,非要开水烫?”

“那个铁锅得到宋后期才能生产,所以没法炒菜,那个菜油呢,得到明后期普遍种植油菜花了小店才供应的上。”

“…………”

“客官您还要什么?”

“……”

“客官您别走啊!
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