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any advice, recomdations or worrys and problems .. i would like to hear ... as i never thought i would need replacement surgary at this age so i have no knowlage of what it entails ... need to hear all the for's and againsts for joint replacement's so i can decide if that is the next thing they want to try ....
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Anytime, Tracey. (:-)
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Off To Hospital For 1st of Two Opperations .. Wish Me Luck
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MAY GOD BE WITH YOU. Best of luck.
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Im Back From Hospital ..... I Feel Like A Perforated Tea-Bag Thats Been Run Over By A Steam Roller ... .. Very Sore And Very Tired .. had 15 + Injections Each Side Of My Spine ... And That Was Just Local Anesthetic ... Then The Big Long Needles Were Used ....  Gonna Have Some Food, Some Morphine, And Going To Bed Early :)
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Hope you get to rest a little bit...
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I Got My Date For Hospital Day Surgery ...  Its Next Wed 7th May .. Good that they booked me in so quick.. I think my sergeon sorted that out .. He still has a special interest in me and my back ..  Just Got To Organise Transport ... Hospital Is In Another Town In Another County .. :)
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+Dhananjaya G thanx :) 
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Just Got Back From Nine Month Surgical Check Up  .. In A Lot Of Pain ..  They Did Movement Tests on my legs and back, noting my reaction and pain levels. (screams ) The problem i have when i walk and sit has a long 3 barrelled name and is a side affect often accoiated with spinal fusion. Which means i need a mini operation, not surgary, but i need sterroid injections direct into both sides of my hip bones. A one hour operation with area anesthetic so not to bad  .... anyway off to pop pills and lie down :)
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Lets hope that does that helps
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I Found This On Facebook .. Thought Some Of You Might Enjoy The Humour .......

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
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I dare say her proposal was either dismissed or went undetected by most... :)
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Ok Good News Im Back From Hospital .. it went ok .. very tender but ok ... bad news the consultant wants me to consider  'Robotic Surgery' .. Thats Hip Replacement .. so i guess the camera showed something iffy inside both hips ... im not keen but will consider
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ty yes any advice, recomdations or worrys and problems i would like to hear ... as i never thought i would need replacement surgary at this age so i have no knowlage of what it entails ... need to hear all the for's and againsts for joint replacement's ....
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Had my one year post opperation check up ... im doing good ... But ... I need Another Two Opperations .. starting to wonder when this medical thing will be over .. and i can accept my limmitations and learn to live with what i have ... ahh well at least they are willing to keep trying to improve my quality of life ...
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good to hear your progress and the hope for more in the future
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Operation Tomorrow Ugggggg .. Ive Had A Similar Operation Like This Before And It Hurt Like Hell .. Many Hugs and Well Wishes Would Be Appreciated :)
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Get well soon Dear Tracey. I pray God 4 ur quick recovery
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Sorry I Havent Been On For A While But Nothing Much Has Been Happening My End .. Other Than Hospital Stuff .. It Seems I Have Developed A Complication With My Back Surgary And Having Trouble, Walking, Standing Or Sitting ... Waiting On What I Hope Will Be A Minor Operation.. Hopefully I Wont Be On The Waiting List To Long And Can Get Semi Mobile .. But Untill Then Im Stuck In Bed Or Laid On The Settee ... And Its Doing My Head In I Hate Being An Invalid To This Exstent .
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+Donald Morris Thank you Donald Im Sure They Will Sort Me Out Eventually :) If Not Im Strong Enough To Adapt My Life To The Best Of My Abilitys Its The Waiting Thats Hard .. Morphine Helps With The Rest :)
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Hi All ... Yes Ive Been AWOL Again .. Been So Busy .. Sorting Out Disability And Benifits Theve Had Me Running Around All Over ( well Not Running In My State More Like Hobbling Slowly ) Im At The Hospital Tomorrow To See My Sergeon For My 9 Month Post Operation Check Up ... Let You Know How I Get On Tomorrow ... Hope I Dont Need Another Operation ( fingers crossed )
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fingers crossed ..yeah Tracey..all we can do is believe..you are a strong woman...sending you loads of love and hugs and light...xxxxx ;) <3
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Good Night All ... Bit Sore Tonight After That Interview So Im Off To Bed Early ... Before I Go I Just Wanted To Ask You .....
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Actually yes but wow!! Lovely Tracey
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KinkyBits / Bits of Kinky
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Writer, Poet and Blogger
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Im Tracey From England Better Known As KinkyBits or Bits of Kinky, I Co-Write Books with Brian, Short Stories Poetry and Blogs. I Can Be Found On, Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, Booksie and Klout.
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Have Self-Published Two Novels, Liquid Mercury and Teddy Bear Magic With My Co Writer Brian Plus Many Storys And Poems On Blogs
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  • Monmouth Comprehensive School
    1975
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