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Just Got Back From Nine Month Surgical Check Up  .. In A Lot Of Pain ..  They Did Movement Tests on my legs and back, noting my reaction and pain levels. (screams ) The problem i have when i walk and sit has a long 3 barrelled name and is a side affect often accoiated with spinal fusion. Which means i need a mini operation, not surgary, but i need sterroid injections direct into both sides of my hip bones. A one hour operation with area anesthetic so not to bad  .... anyway off to pop pills and lie down :)
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I Found This On Facebook .. Thought Some Of You Might Enjoy The Humour .......

A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN
To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).
Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.
Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:
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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').
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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'
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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.
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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.
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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.
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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.
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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.
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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.
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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.
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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of nancies).
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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.
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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.
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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).
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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.
God Save the Queen!

PS: Only share this with friends who have a good sense of humour (NOT humor)!
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I dare say her proposal was either dismissed or went undetected by most... :)
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Good Morning : Its Been A Busy Week And Weekend And Another Busy Week Begins .. Im Off To "Triage" ( a back to work retraining scheme ) they are going to re write my CV .. I Bet They Tell Me To Remove My Medical Condition, yet its illeagal to do so ) Crazy .... Anyway I Will Probably Be To Sore To Be On Comp Later ... Have A Good Day :) 
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well considering what i had left in the kitchen ive thrown together a decent meal .... slow cooked overnight in the crockpot a couple of tinned mushroom soup with our last few chopped potatoes added in ... then today i added some dumplings ... and its turned out pretty good considering ... a decent last meal till payday Thursday ..fridge larder freezer cupboards all empty bar one wrinkled shrivelled up tomato ...  cant stop on long electric low too ... just poped on while checking emails .. shouldbeback Thursday when weve been paid .. i shouldnthave starved to death by then :) bye for now
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>>> WARNING <<< VIRUS ALERT <<<  PLEASE READ THIS IT COULD SAVE YOU A TRIP TO THE COMPUTER REPAIR SHOP AND A HEFTY BILL ….
I cannot say for sure where I caught this virus from but I was only on 4 sites that day. My Emails, and Facebook, G+ and a game site that I’ve used for years. I was looking for a game or app to play. At one of these sites I Downloaded something or Opened an Email or looked at a Picture that my Security passed as safe but a really Nasty Virus piggybacked in on it. Within 10 seconds it took down my Laptop compleatly, taking out my Internet Browser ( Internet Explorer, Google, Google Chrome and Firefox.) Replacing them with Full Screen Commercials, these popped up every 30 seconds .. I Had No Web .. I Had No Email .. I Had No Instant Messenger .. and I Couldn’t Open Any File … This virus just hammered the screen with advert after advert after advert for Hours … I had only a few seconds between each Commercial Run to try and fix this horrible malwere. It took me 6 hours to finally fix my Lappy.

I then checked my hubbys laptop and he had the same Viral Program on his, but his was a slow Working Viral Attack. It had Infected  >> 257 <<  Files or Programs. Slowing his Lappy by 70%. His took me 2 Days to fix .. I had to look up the title of each individual program on his program list into google search, to check it was a safe program or a bad one.

The name of this nasty nasty file is >>>> PERSUE POINT <<<<<  Catch it and remove it before it starts to attack your computer … Because it comes in Hidden On Another File. Your anti-virus security may not catch it. I have 2 AV scanners running at once and 1 malewere scanner and they all missed it. Because i 'allowed' a download.  Its easy to check for … Go to 'Control Panel' … Then open Programs and Features … Look down the list for “Persue Point” and 'uninstall'… if it is there, some of the other files on that list maybe infected programs that Persue Point may have brought In with its pop ups.  Scroll down the list looking for any file name you may not recognise or understand. Check any strange program name on the Internet. Do a search … I would type in the search bar … “Is 'such and such' named program safe” …. To see if its a legitimate part of your computer or a dangerous file. If you find iffy programs and have uninstalled.  It may be worth downloading a free scan called  “ Malewerebytes.”  Its a Free Trial one time Anti Malwere scan, that will remove this nasty advert causing scam and fix any other files on your computer it may have infected.  It seems this virus may attack computers differently. Mine was instant, within 10 seconds. Yet on my husbands laptop he just noticed his laptop slowed down over a few days to the point of almost stopping .. Just take a look at your Control Panel and the Program list every so often, get to know that list, so if something 'Pops Up' that shouldn’t be there. You will notice and can remove it before it does to much damage. Dont just rely on your security, sometimes they don’t catch these Piggyback / Hidden Viruses either. Specially when we allow the download from a site we have used many times before.

I Will be checking my 'Programs and Features' in my 'Control Panel' every time I download something … I Learnt The Hard Way ,… It could of cost me a fortune to get someone in to fix it …. Please don’t get caught out the same way I did.

Tracey 
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ahhhh then ty .. all advice can be helpful to others :) ..
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Hi All ... Yes Ive Been AWOL Again .. Been So Busy .. Sorting Out Disability And Benifits Theve Had Me Running Around All Over ( well Not Running In My State More Like Hobbling Slowly ) Im At The Hospital Tomorrow To See My Sergeon For My 9 Month Post Operation Check Up ... Let You Know How I Get On Tomorrow ... Hope I Dont Need Another Operation ( fingers crossed )
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fingers crossed ..yeah Tracey..all we can do is believe..you are a strong woman...sending you loads of love and hugs and light...xxxxx ;) <3
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Good Night All ... Bit Sore Tonight After That Interview So Im Off To Bed Early ... Before I Go I Just Wanted To Ask You .....
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All The Grey Gone ... Just Bottled My Hair ... I Think It Looks Ok :)
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Hi All .. Im Going To Be A.W.O.L. For A Few Days ... Electric Minimal .. Gas For Heating Minimal ... Food For Three More Days @ One Meal A Day ... No Coffee Since Friday ... No Cigerettes Since Last Night ... Son Hasnt Been Paid Since December 6th ... Other Son Had His Disability Money Stopped This Month .. We Dont Get Paid Till Thursday And Then We Get £52.00 For 4 Adults To Live On .. £40 .00 Goes On gas And Electric And Even My Bad Maths Can Work Out That Leaves £12.00 For Food ... Even I With My Great Skills At Survival I Cant Make That Streatch Far Enough ... Just Hope They Will Finally Pay My Son His Beniits Even £10.00 Would Help .. Anyway It Means I Am Cutting Back On Electrical Use .. I Will Try To Get On But Doubtful Till Thursday ... Dont Miss Me Too Much Even Though I Miss You Lot :)
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Wow a wet and very windy night .. gardens a mess .. back gate lock broken and its swinging off its hinges .. washing lines down .. one fence panal twisted and swinging free .. wheelie bins blown over and rubbish scattered and crap from other gardens swirling in the remaining wind from last nights storm .. and brrrrrrrr its a cold one and another storm due saturday .. keep warm and safe all of you
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KinkyBits / Bits of Kinky
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Writer, Poet and Blogger
Introduction
Im Tracey From England Better Known As KinkyBits or Bits of Kinky, I Co-Write Books with Brian, Short Stories Poetry and Blogs. I Can Be Found On, Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, Booksie and Klout.
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Have Self-Published Two Novels, Liquid Mercury and Teddy Bear Magic With My Co Writer Brian Plus Many Storys And Poems On Blogs
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  • Monmouth Comprehensive School
    1975
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