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Duke’s Oak
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#dream40 - Yes I’m old. But that just means I know more than you.
#dream40 - Yes I’m old. But that just means I know more than you.

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There's been some suggestion on here that I'm a grumpy old stick. Well, I don't want to be accused of being a complete old fruit, so to balance the tone out somewhat... here's a little poem about leaves. Thanks to +The Brothers McLeod for sending it over. #dream40   #oak   #leaf  
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Hoping tonight's going to be a quieter night in the forest! I'm getting pretty bored of people sleeping in me and under me. Why don’t they just cut me down, carve me up and turn me into a bally four poster! TSK! #dream40   #oak   #furniture   #fourposter

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Eglantine. Now there’s a name that hasn’t got its teeth in. PAH! Just fancy name for a briar! #dream40   #eglatine   #rose

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Willow - Oi Willow! Put some bloody clothes on! #dream40 #willow #winter #stratforduponavon #naked

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Ash. Ah! My old chum Ash. Not very well at the moment. Poor bugger. #dream40 #trees #tree #ash

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This is a young sapling. Actually less a sapling. More a sap. #dream40 #trees #tree #sapling

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To quote that wretched nuisance +₪₪₪₪ Oberon ₪₪₪₪  to every fairy and human… “How long within this wood intend you stay?” Because I for one would like some peace and QUIET! #dream40   #quiet   #quote  

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Willows are so stupid. More use as a cricket bat.

#dream40   #willow   #trees   #cricketbat  

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That +Bottom fellow! What an ass going on about dreams. I’ll tell you my dream. My dream is that someday someone will dedicate a website to studying me and how bally wonderful I am.
#dream40 #oak #bbc  

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Seems to be a whole load of bloody nonsense going on tonight. Normally it’s only a few bears and boars crawling around at this time. But there seems to be a whole load of shenanigans with young lads and lassies cavorting around all over the place. If they come near me I’ll shower them with acorns! #dream40 #acorns #oak
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