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I need a production assistant. No. I need a minion. Writers have experience being minions. And I'll pay half my HG World salary to my minion to review our scripts and help pull out pieces for a mid-hiatus recap episode (to help newbies and the lost figure out what the hell is going on). Oh, I also pay in soup. GOOD soup, not that Ra mien noodle stuff.
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Works for me, Mary. +Jonah Knight ping me if you catch me online and I'll try to do the same. I have an idea for how to approach this, but I want to keep the investment of time to a minimum. :)
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Something I never thought I'd ever hear on Scooby Doo: Scooby: "Must....not...lick...self...."
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that is just wrong. leave me originals ones any day... oh wait. I own them. :)
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Some more information about auditioning for "Female Voice"

Here are two sample lines:

1. If this is a diary, I should start with a "Dear so-and-so" right? But I've been sitting here trying to think who I'd send it to. It's not an entry into facebook or blogger and I don't really want to go and write poetry about life here in this ugly, smelly warehouse. Everybody is busy and I guess that means they don’t notice the smell as much,but I do. Don’t get me wrong. I’d love to be busy with building privacy walls or fixing meals or putting in plumbing for new toilets, but I’ve been classified as "Walking Wounded". So until my leg heals up, here I sit with a laptop and a lot of time to kill.

2 Let me start at the top. As you - whoever "YOU" are - probably know well enough, the world had a bit of a disagreement with the dead. The dead didn't want to stay dead. In fact, they much preferred getting back up to eat the living. The eaten would fall down, die, get up and join the band. It all started in Southeast Asia, so I'm told, when some people got real sick and started going crazy. Later on they went crazy, died, came back and went even more crazy. Of course I don't know how much of this is true since we've learned that a whole lot of what we'd been told in the news was a big fat lie.


Deadline: Midnight eastern time the morning of Feb. 12, 2012
Requirements for audition submission:

* Recording quality is important!
* Please record at a moderate sound level and eliminate as much background noise as possible.
* Please record in MONO 44100hz 24-bit (preferred, 16-bit minimum) WAV or MP3 (128kbps)
* Please submit all lines listed with the character audition.
* All recordings should be saved as: "A_FEMALE READER_(ActorName).MP3/WAV
* All e-mails should be titled "Audition for HG World Female Reader" and sent to: hgworldstaff@gmail.com
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The best place to read and research on the weekend is the McCormick Library at Harrisburg Area CC. Holden and I have most of the reading room to ourselves. I'm told it is almost always like this.
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What fresh pimp is this? My first book. It is weird, long and funny. Like the Joker's penis. So I've been told. No, I DON'T go to those kind of sites. I don't know what you're talking about and you should stop talking to that woman; she lies and has scabbies in her hoo-hoo. Sorry, what? Yeah. $3 for over 300 pages. That's right, kiddies: I write for you at a penny a page AND I throw in extra pages FREE. And you won't find tighter-packed adventure for that price. You get gamer humor, dominatrices, gun-toting lesbian cops, zombies, circus tents, a TARDIS and a role playing game so oppressively detailed that it unwittingly unlocks the secrets of the universe. And MONKEYS!
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Not right now, no. I had no luck with the converter. Still trying, though.
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Hello and welcome to my newest waste of time. I am going to school full time, working full time in a large-scale project, writing HG World, raising a litter of children and cultivating my reputation as a cranky, reclusive author.
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Welcome aboard, boss!
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I made one where the image in the television is screaming, but I can't find it. That was going to be my "author profile" photo.
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"He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence."
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My secret name is K'ntuu Galashni, exiled Prince of the Kingdom of Mont O'Vanni.  Serve me and you will be rewarded with immortality.  Oppose me and my minions will turn you into soup and feed your bones to our old, flatulent hunting dogs. 
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