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Katherine Houzer
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Satirical Comedian & Beauty/Fashion Blogger.
Satirical Comedian & Beauty/Fashion Blogger.

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The Curious Tale Of Shaquisha and the White Mouse
It's not surprising that bathroom etiquette is not part of Shaquisha's repertoire. Why would it be? There is only four females at my office, and only Shaquisha and myself are capable of menstruating. That's how I solved the mystery of who attempted to flush...

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Avoid Second Hand Sex Toys
It should be of no surprise that second hand sex toys are nasty, but I couldn't find anything online warning you not to buy them. People are more concerned with the dangers of purchasing already worn lingerie and used DVD players. It is not my imagination t...

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Google Searches February 2015
I've been so bored lately, which really means I should start working harder or blog more. Instead, I have just been complaining about it. One good thing about boredom is that is results in increased 'googling.' So here is what I have been searching for sinc...

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Yes, I Am Sharing Junk Mail With You
The following is actually copied and pasted from an email I received. You know, those junky spam emails you usually just hit delete on. I though this one was particularly clever, so I thought I would share... As you look
carefully at the situations depict...

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Google Searches January 2015
Well I am ten days late at posting my Google search history, but better late than never. As you know, I barely blogged this past month. For once I can't blame these searches on research for Something B*tchy. Here is a list of the ten craziest things I Googl...

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Fine Art On Instagram
instagram.com/bessnyc4.com I rarely use my Instagram account. Unfortunately, my curiosity got the better of me when I wanted to see how fat this one girl I knew got. I blocked her from my Facebook page and Instagram was my only option. I opened the app, cli...

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This One Is Actually From My Heart
Shaquisha is the epitome of a bitch. Her scowl, her demeanor, her need for attention. She is one cunt that I just can't stand. Her flat ass can't sit in the sales office and work? Maybe if she showed an ounce of performance related to her job, someone would...

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Google Searches December 2014
I am six days late at posting my Google search history...so kill me. I almost forgot about it until I saw a post about the 10 Most Popular Google Searches of 2014 , that was on MTV.com. The things they listed definitely weren't what I was Googling. This is ...
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