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Attention-Deficit Man! Faster than a sp... OOOOOOoooooh! Shiny!
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A WOOKALAR!
It's time to step into the Wayback Machine and have a jolly trip to 1980... or, rather, sometime before 1980 but it's not quite clear in which decade our "jaunt into Horror-Adjacent City" pick for today, The Private Eyes (not to be confused with the 1976 Ja...

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James Franco got paid HOW MUCH for this?
HIYA!  Wanna go exploring?  I sure as hell don't.  I don't like the outdoors at the best of times and the thought of doing something no one else has done in the great outdoors makes me want to vomit a little .  Wanna know why? Because exploring the great ou...

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Welp... That's All Wrapped Up...
In the interest of saving my reputation as someone who watches bad movies for pleasure, I have suffered through another couple of hours of celluloid trash for you.  I do this because I love you.  It's for your own good, really. Today's shitheap? The Mummy (...

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Updates and such...
Hey, kids!  I'm still here.  I'm still watching horrible movies but my life has been upheave-eth-ed again and I had to take a little break while I continue to write TROPEFEST 2.  Hopefully things will calm the fuck down again so I can concentrate. I miss yo...

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Haunters Against Hate
I know it's early, yet, but Halloween season is coming up soon and I thought I would spread around some good news. Because of the Pulse massacre in Orlando, many folks exhibited, shall we say, less than polite reactions to the slaughter of 50 LGBT Americans...

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The World’s Biggest Trigger Warning
This
title is not a joke. This post is without pictures for a reason.  If discussion of rape in fiction, or in
general, upsets you due to personal reasons, I do not blame you for
an instant and would much rather you skip this chapter than find
yourself in ...

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You In Danger...
AT LONG LAST!  I have seen the brilliance that is Get Out and I have things to say.  Things that may seem like I didn't like it.  Things that may seem as if I'm tearing down this utterly fantastic film.  Are you new here? All strapped into your comfy chairs...

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The Road To My 15 Minutes... maybe...
SO!  I've done some stuff, as you know (ahembuyTROPEFESTahem) and, in the process I've been getting around and, y'know, TALKING about TROPEFEST as if it were an earth-shattering revelation. And, people actually wanted to hear about it!  Check out the firs...

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Night of Something... I Don't Know What, But Something
I'm really going to have to stop watching things my roommate tells me I should watch because this shit is getting ridiculous, yo.  For today's little fun run, let's take a look at Night of Something Strange . Words cannot adequately describe the revulsion I...

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Crime Doesn't Pay
I'd heard good things about today's piece.  The House on Willow Street is supposed to be this new, edgy, South African horror flick that's sweeping the nation via OnDemand and IFC Midnight.  I mean, LOOK at this poster art.  It's delightfully creepy, right?...
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