this is from a conversation a few moments ago. I have created a nerd bible apparently lol
"and the Lord did look down upon the internet and say "Let there be a Star Wars game, and may it be filled with lightsabers". And the game did spring to life and from the game came cries of joy from pale nerds across the land. And the Lord did look upon his creation while sipping his Mountain Dew, and it was good."
"the thunder clapped and the Lord said "be not an enemy of the Jawa for they shall help you along the way". and the players did heed the Lords word...mostly."
"and the Lord God did walk into his private garden and find the tree of life. With a mightly clap of thunder he drove a tap into the side of the tree. And from the tap flowed the elixir of life which sparkled green in the light of day. And God did bottle his creation and hand it to the nerds of his land and say "drink this, for it is life and wisdom". And the pale ones did drink the elixir and verily it was good. The pale ones raised their voices in praise to God and asked "Lord, King of Kings, what is thy name for this magical elixir?" And God did press his hands to their foreheads granting them clarity and energy and speak in a booming voice which echoed from the mountains "Mountain Dew". And they sang his praises for several hours, amen."