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Alexander Katz
Works at Center for Pain
Attends Columbia University
Lived in Montgomery AL
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All these people in class keep miss-pronouncing Kant as C*nt. It's funny because it's a feminism class.
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Art history update: Greek art guest lecturer is killing me...she just defined krater as a large clay thing...
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but on a good note, a girl got over her fear and asked me for my notes. SUCCESS!
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So, who wants to take me to NYC early. Like today. I'll do it. Come on. Any takers? I'll hide in your luggage. I'll pretend to be a dog and get shipped in a crate. Well maybe. Only if there's one of those cool water bottles.
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So, I just spent an hour screaming, "SEX!" at the television in hopes that it would make the True Blood characters get naked....It failed. Well sort of. There were quite a few nips.
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Thanksgiving is nigh. The turkeys will rise and walk among the living. BEWARE BEWARE!
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Red Bull at 1 AM? Tonight's gonna a be a RAGER!!!!
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Art class update: despite being surrounded by vaginas, I think they fear me. No one will sit within two chairs of me. Now I'm lonely...
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awwww, you're too sweet
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This!!
Dan Savage's position on marriage is very conservative no matter which end of the guy he's on.
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thats hysterical!
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I grew a mustache, then I shaved it. Moral of the story, I got ketchup on my hat.
Introduction
I have recently started wearing hats. One of them has two feathers. Yeah. TWO! It's awesome.
Education
  • Columbia University
    2010 - present
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Male
Other names
Zander, Zandy, Xander, Alex
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Auror
Employment
  • Center for Pain
    Office Clerk, 2009 - present
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Montgomery AL - NYC - Houston TX
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