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Rob Farley
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Attended Monash University
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hi sir may i ask for some help regarding sql?
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Kitchen clock had stopped - couldn't find any AA batteries...
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I usually raid the TV remote. Kills 2 birds with one stone. Clock works and stops kid channel surfing for fun.
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All the LobsterPot employees have passed SQL Server 2012 exams. All of them!
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So I closed an application that runs when Windows starts up, but it doesn’t have a Start Menu entry, and I was trying to find it. Ok, I could’ve run regedit.exe, navigated through the tree and found t...
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I'm convinced that public holidays when you feel like there's too much work-stuff to do aren't as much as fun...
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Labour Day: When Adelaideans have a day off to celebrates the fact that Victorians don't.
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Amen :)
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Just realised today is 23 years since the first time I moved to Australia. Yes, that was in the '80s.
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Time files, 11 years in Australia already :)
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Happy Fathers' Day to all the Antipodean blokes with sprogs. May they continue to enrich your lives, as mine do mine.
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Less than five hours until September. This is going to be a better month. Not going to be sick. Days will be getting warmer again... Spring!
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This is a strange one, because you can get around it by using views instead of CTEs. Also, the behaviour is worse in SQL 2012 than in SQL 2008. If yo
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LobsterPot is one of the sponsors of next week's Adelaide SQL Server User Group. 12pm at Edge Church on Hindley St. More info at http://adssug201206.eventbrite.com/
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Not so much at the moment. Maybe I should try to figure out if there are people in Portland who want to become our clients... ;)
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Runs LobsterPot Solutions - an Australian SQL & BI Consultancy
Bragging rights
SQL MVP since 2006... Dedicated Christian, husband & father... Business owner since 2008... PASS Board since 2011... And I make wisecracks during presentations.
Education
  • Monash University
    CompSci & Pure Maths, 1992 - 1997
  • Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School
Work
Occupation
Business owner, Consultant in SQL and BI
Employment
  • LobsterPot Solutions
    Owner / Principal, 2008 - present
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