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Being Santa Clause
Christmas or the "Holiday Season" for all you political correctness weirdos out there is a magical time of year.  People seem kinder, the air is full of excitement and joy, and most notably the short fat white guy is in high demand - the one time of year ev...

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State Side Volume 1: Guns, Booze, and Stereotypes
Joe flying me around in his Powered Parachute - AMAZING! It's hard to Belize I've been back a month already.  It seems like just yesterday I was enjoying the company of my friends, feeling the nip of the cool Colorado air, driving a car, and by the end of i...

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WooHoo - Hurricane story!

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Storms, Surge, and Hurricanes
This is the first Sunday I've not had to work in some capacity in...well...like 2 years.  It's felt pretty weird really.  I've even gone over to the "shop" a couple of times - maybe subconsciously hoping it would magically be there this time, but nay not re...

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Seasons of Friendship
Sometimes I think...most times I don't...but sometimes I do.  Lately I've been contemplating the cycles of friendship.  I'm guessing the vast majority of people can identify with the situation of leaving your family or friends, or a part of them, for a new ...

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How to Guide: Hooker Advertising
I've never been a hooker . I've never slept with a hooker...okay I guess no one "sleeps" with hookers - but to be clear I have never paid for sex. Well hell...isn't that what dating is? To be as clear as I can be - I have never taken money and given it t...

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Roatan - A Fool's Guide to West End and West Bay
Roatan was awesome!! West Bay So it's been far to long since this Fool meandered anywhere...and Roatan was the choice of places to break that drought.   Tropic Air   did an amazing job getting us there and back.  We all saved 10% on our flights by using the...

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The Charles Dickens Theorem
It was the best of days, it was the worst of days ...well, that's a bit extreme on both ends.  This day did posses both ends of the spectrum, violently shifting at times.  It would provide hope, then steal it away and leave it harder to get back up.  So man...

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Food Explorer - Cayo Belize
So I recently spent a bit of time doing more inland exploration.  Cayo is an amazing district!  I absolutely love it.  Our time was spent 60/40 between San Ignacio Resort Hotel (from here out known as SIRH), and the ranch at Banana Bank .  Details on the re...
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