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Kung Fury is a labor of love and awesome and if you don't watch it you're literally worse than Hitler.

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I use "literally" in a literal fashion. As in, "you will literally taste the wrath of my Kung Führer!"
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Dear Al Nusra leader, if you're going for the cartoon villain look, then you need a cat. Never facing the camera, using a creepy fake voice, and wearing a dark cloak are very nice touches, but you absolutely need to be petting a cat as well.
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I'll get you, Gadget! Neeeeeeeext time!
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Another great review for Israeli Storyteller, this time on Amazon. Still waiting for at least one mean review :)
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It's raining again...
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Every summer. In the winter it rains actual rain.
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Tales from an Israeli Storyteller was featured in a list of "speculative books whose protagonist(s) are people of color." There are many lists I imagined myself featured in, most of them featuring mugshots. This is not one of them :)

The reviewer describes IST as "a journey through the land of Israel accompanied by beautiful illustrations. It features iconic locations while weaving in stories about mythology, magic, and folklore. In these short stories, you meet sarcastic golems and talking animals seeking justice against evils that have wronged them."
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Aren't we all?
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My first RATS! campaign is going to be called Furry Road. Please don't judge me.
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I would have bet on Kung Furry.
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The way to promote stuff you like is to support those who make it, not shit on those who make different stuff. Why is it so difficult to understand?
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No promises, +Chris Stith !
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"The idea of being shocked about bribery and racketeering at FIFA is like being shocked about jumping into a pool and finding yourself wet."

Okay, that's just brilliant.
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next up: the olympic doofuses (doofi? What's the plural of doofus?)
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A woman walking a bathtub on leash. That's what Israel does to people.
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Maybe her fish like to see the neighborhood.
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Kid 1: I don't want to sit in the sun. It's hot!
Kid 2: Is that what a viking would say?!
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Yes, yes it is! Especially a viking would say that. :D
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Cyberbully is a superb thriller that takes place entirely in the room of teenage girl (played by Maisie Williams, who is perfect for the role) and happens in real time. It's a one girl show consisting of screenshots and close-ups and it works so, so well. Except for an unsatisfying resolution, this movie is perfect.

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Let me know what you think of it.
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Ex Machina is a generic technophobic story that would have been mildly interesting if it wasn't so predictable you could literally mouth each line before it was spoken and imagine the next scene before it appeared on screen.

I swear, there are so many films like this being made these days that we need some title to describe the formula. The movie's sole redeeming feature is a few nice nature shots, but we have the BBC for it, don't we now?

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It's nearly identical to Machine (2013) in plot, design and even direction style, only slower and less engaging. All in all, I wouldn't recommend it, though it's not terrible.
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Game writer, translator, humanist, twitterist and storyteller from Israel.
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I am not a wizard, but I play one in D&D.
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