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It is true, I am not right all the time...then again neither are you. Isn't that true!
It is true, I am not right all the time...then again neither are you. Isn't that true!
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Glenn’s sayings;

Lard Jesis I’se praying to ya now cause der is sumpen I can’t unsderstan. Lard let dis dumbass git dis strait…I knows ya come to show us what yer Fadder is like, cause I red it in dat der bible dat dem der christians tinks is yaself betwixt dem ledder covers ok.

Now git dis Lard…dem der preachers dat says ya called dem to the puppet ministry…watever dat is…me tinks that dem sacred disks dey stands behind, don’t need know ministern to. But me thinks dey is puppets cause dey all moths off the same ting and dis is the biggest thing I don’t git strait, not counten all the utter hog-wash dey gits on wit.

Me Lard…Jesis wat dey gits on wit would fill a cow’s barn and drive the cows out because of the BS der house is filled wit. Lard Jesus help me!

Now where was I, oh yes, the ting dat makes me stark-raven-osified is der sayen dat ya Fadder who knowed the end from de beginning let me be barned to dis world far his good pleasure…oh my, I can imagine his eyes lighten up now when I was barn, I knows dat cause me mudder told me I was a cute feller when I popped out, seems I lost dat cuteness alongs the way by looken at me now. So I can understan why he felt dat way bout me den.

Now dem der preachers of yourn tells me that ya Fadder stopped loven me cause he is going to BBQ me in hell fire without letting me get done because he is going to BBQ me far ever and ever which means I will suffer farever and ever! Did I become so ugly that he gota do dat to me, could he not just stopped loven me!

Lard, I wishes that ya Fadder did not barn me into tis world so he could git pleasure from only my earth walk and den burn me in hell for eeeetttteeeerrrnnnniiiittttyyy! Dat would be more loven then what dem religious people say you love me like.

Lard Jesis help me cause I think that dem der preachers is who needs to get sompen strait!
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