A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.  He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.   

A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. 

The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' 

The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.' 

The little boy replied, 'If you rub turpentine on a cat's ass, he'll pass a Harley Davidson !' 
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