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Zen Floater
Works at Fuck You Google Company.
Attends Hogwarts
Lives in Hong Kong Island, Hong Kong
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Trying to pack, but this keeps happening. 
The DERP song
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Florida Man Tats Up His Face and Neck, Steals Identities of More than 100 Floridians

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A Broward man with the logo for Bentley luxury automobiles tattooed on his face has been charged with identity theft...
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#CMTORTUREOFFROG  

CM tortures frog. Just reach down in there and save the frog CM.  
 
There's a frog in my toilet.

#wtf  
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I'm not touching it. The frog is doing fine.
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Killing you softly with his sun, with his sun, ball of fire in the sky.
with his sun, he's killing you softly,,,,,

with his sun....
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United Kingdom Man Gets Fingertips Chopped Off in Florida

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A landscaping worker was injured by a wood a wood chipper when the worker's arm got pulled into the device.
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I eat nuts
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