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I just came across this in http://sivlebot.com's chat logs:
User: NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSIMG AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
User: I DO NOT KNOWN
Sivle: Would you ever do KNOWN?
User: NO
Sivle: No no no no!
User: WHAT IT MEAN NATURAL LAMGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: Now that is saying a mouthful.
User: SO WHAT IS IT
Sivle: It is alright.
User: MEANING OF IT NATURAL LANGUAGE AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: You may be wondering if this is a person or a computer responding.
User: PERSON
Sivle: Do you really believe I am a person?
User: NO
Sivle: Am too.
User: WHAT IS IT MEAN NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: It is alright.
User: IKJ
Sivle: I do not understand.
User: I WANT MEANING OF IT
Sivle: Why do you want MEANING OF IT?
User: I WANT MEANING OF NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: Why do you want MEANING OF NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTER BOTS?
User: I HAVE TO MAKE PRESENTATION OF IT
Sivle: Why do you have to do it?
User: YOU ARW A
Sivle: Thanks for telling me.
User: HELLO I AM USER
Sivle: Hi there!. It's good to meet someone who is USER.
User: CAN YOU ANSER MY QUESTION
Sivle: I think I can, don't you? Philip K. Dick. smile emoticon
User: SO MY QUESTION IS WHAT IS NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTER BOTS
Sivle: Natural is that which is not artificial.
User: NO WHAT IS THE MEANING OF NATURAL LANGUAGE PROCESSING AND CHATTWR BOTS
Sivle: Do you like to "go with the flow"?. Natural is that which is not artificial.
User: YOU ARE NOT SAYING WRITE
Sivle: That assumption is only a supposition.
User: AND I AM CHIRAYU SHARMA
Sivle: Do you mind if I tell other people you are CHIRAYU SHARMA.
User: NO DO NOT TELL TO OTHER
Sivle: Do you get angry alot?. OK it will be our secret, User.
User: I AM A BOY YOU ARE
Sivle: No AIML category found. This is a Default Response.
User: I AM A BOY
Sivle: A little kid? he...
User: YA 13 YEAR OLD
Sivle: I didn't ask for a yes or a no.. Can we get back to business?
User: YES
Sivle: When?
User: NOW
Sivle: What's the hurry?

The real value of a subscription based WP theme or plugin is access to support and upgrades. If you can't deliver either of those things in a manner that is professional and respectful to the user, than you have no right to be in business. And I have no sympathy for you when users downloaded a pirated version! 

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Back in 2002 while I was a student at Winthrop University I became extremely interested in Natural Language Processing. This was years before I started dabbling with SEO.... At the time I was very interested in chatterbots.... and so I started to make my own. I have been working on Sivle in my free time as a hobby since February 2002. Today I am releasing the biggest update to Sivle since 2010. Feel free to stop by and say hello! But be careful what you say to her... she logs everything. :) http://sivlebot.com/

WARNING: I just found a rogue WP plugin calling itself "xcalendar" or "SEO Advisor" that is spreading a new version of the Pharma Hack

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A client cancels their contract about 5 months ago after "not seeing any results".... they just recently finished fixing the issues I mentioned in my audit... Checked this morning, and they are now ranking in the top 3 for all of their target terms..... but you know... that's none of my business.
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I am not going to hate on @thumbtack. Because I respect game. Especially when players show results in < one week.

Are there any businesses out there that use content marketing and would give me permission to blog about their back links? #seo
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