Three types of laptop users at coffee shops. First, the social media horndogs, then the spreadsheets, data bases and last minute, got to meet this deadline zombies and lastly, the fools like me working on a never ending short story, screenplay or novel. The latter is easy to spot. They sit face forward, staring into space, waiting for the caffeine to bring them out of a nasty case of "what the fuck was I thinking when I wrote that?" haze. Ughh!