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Samuel Clemons
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Sarcastic Sam, Collector of Internet Drivel 25K Twitter Followers
Sarcastic Sam, Collector of Internet Drivel 25K Twitter Followers

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got my website back up after a sabbatical http://sarcasticsam.com

Ho Ho Ho  .....   Santa Claus was known for his jolly manners, and  ferrety gorgeous looks, and all the kids loved him........  so he bought himself a souped up sled, and some magic reindeer.... the rest is legend ....  (From the History of Important Ferrets and Stuff) 

my profile is eligible for a custom hi def super duper wiz bang golly gee willackers custom URL?  i wunder if it comes wif da fuzzy dice and curb feelers?

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pretty bad when all i get are 146,000 views... i shoulda been up to a million by now... what's a ferret to do?

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Roll me up
Really? I can't even think of why you would want a cylinder egg.

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L Da Vice - "LONNY SOPRANO" NEW SINGLE [2013] #TRAPSHADY  

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TRAP SHADY aka L DA ViCE

Jurassic Park: 65 Millions Years in the Making..... Uncle Freddie: "took em long enough"

~wiggle wiggle~  i'm feelin all ~wiggly~
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