Alt+Right & F5, Homey! AFK4LYF
I have dark hair, dark eyes, a taste in dark music and an even darker wardrobe. I use these in attempt to disguise how incredibly pale I actually am. I cannot fly, but I have owned a bird. My only known clone is in an unknown location and safe for the time being. My car is also very, very, very dark.
This is a trick. I will never confess!