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This month is Life Insurance Awareness Month. Here are 7 tips to help growing families. Notice how many involve Life Insurance. http://ow.ly/S3vK7

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones had almost a 100 percent record for insurance sales, which had never happened before. Rather than ask about this, the Captain stood in the back of the room and listened to Jones's sales pitch.

Jones explained the basics of the GI insurance to the new recruits. And then said: "If you have GI Insurance and go into battle and are killed, the government has to pay $200,000 to your beneficiaries. If you don't have GI insurance, and you go into battle and get killed, the government only has to pay a maximum of $6,000."

"Now," he concluded, "which bunch do you think they are going to send into battle first?"

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A woman was in the hospital after feeling very ill. The doctor says to her, "I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live."

"Oh that's terrible," the woman sighs, "What am I going do?"

The doctor replies, "Marry an insurance agent."

"Will I live longer?" asks the woman.

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."
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A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The puzzled lawyer asked, "How do you start a flood?"
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Do you ever feel like Susan?
Larry's barn burned down and his wife, Susan, called the insurance company. Susan told the insurance company, "We had that barn insured for fifty thousand and I want my money."

The agent replied, "Whoa there, just a minute, Susan. Insurance doesn't work quite like that. We will ascertain the value of what was insured and provide you with a new one of comparable worth."

There was a long pause before Susan replied, "Then I'd like to cancel the policy on my husband."
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Question: Would Transformers buy Life insurance or Car insurance?
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I know we have all seen this picture before. But I wanted to share it again, today, because it is our 19th year in this office. It's been an amazing journey and we are looking forward to seeing our 20th anniversary here. Thank you all for your support over the years.
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Renters and apartment dwellers, how can you make your place more secure from burglars? By following these tips to secure your home. http://ow.ly/Oxvts

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Are you flipping a house? Before your flip turns to a flop, read this blog post dedicated to keeping your properly insured. http://ow.ly/Os1zd

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Come On Millennials! We know better than not having insurance. http://ow.ly/OoTD4
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