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Jeremy “SerJermzalot” Simmons
Attends Tulsa Community College
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Less than an hour ago I heard an ad for Burger King's new extra long buttery cheeseburger.  Because, you know, a regular cheeseburger doesn't have nearly enough white bread and saturated fat in it.  Then this popped up in my stream and seemed very apt.
 
Street art in Rotterdam, The Netherlands.
Photo by Rom Levy (SAN).
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Ever since they decided to dodge their taxes using a corporate inversion and a Canadian subsidiary, I have gone to Burger King like 99.9% less. which amounts to twice in three years.
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Dear science, I know that DNA is fairly conclusive and that animal mimicry is a thing.  But my heart cannot accept this is not a trash panda.  
I can has raccoon dog?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/27/travel/raccoon-dog-tanuki-named-tanu-feat/
We can't get enough of Tanu the tanuki, a species that's also called a raccoon dog.
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Bumbler ya kennet?
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Linus loves to fall asleep on me. Hopefully he isn't going to get a lot bigger.
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So cute 😊
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Say hello to new pack member Linus. He is a 3 month old terrier mix that came home yesterday with a good nature and blanket in tow.

Dixie (foreground) isn't real thrilled with his playfulness but they are napping together, going on walks, and eating near each other without aggression so overall going smoothly. They are currently working on their miniature Lady and the Tramp vibe.
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Adorable!
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Nice surprise walking into my office today. Well done, coworkers!
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This is what I want to be when I grow up.
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Hey, come as you are...
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Well, facebook before the Unfollow option at least...
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Linus loves to fall asleep on me. Hopefully he isn't going to get a lot bigger.
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This is going to be a great show.  Many of the US dates went on sale this weekend via ticketmaster and I will be catching the May 18 show in Dallas.

http://pitchfork.com/news/59226-grimes-to-open-for-florence-and-the-machine-on-north-american-tour/
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My power ring managed to survive an accidental wash and dry cycle.

Never underestimate the Green Lantern Corps.
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You say this is your work backpack? No...no...this is my bed now and you're going nowhere.
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