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Jeremy “SerJermzalot” Simmons
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Jeremy the loveless snail still hasn't mated with a suitor as he is "just not interested at the moment", scientists have revealed.
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We have a special guest helping with data entry today.
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Make sure he gets the memo about the TPS reports or he'll fill them out wrong!
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Well-played.
The Hollywood sign got a little green over New Years.
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Not really vandalized so much as hacked. No permanent modification in play and looks like it can be removed without damage.
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I remember seeing these as a kid and thinking it was legit too. I would like to think I had it sorted out before I was a teenager but who knows. Seems like originally there were just two towers as Hot and Cold.




https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5kq6eo/i_was_a_teenager_before_i_realized_that_the/?st=ix98g1le&sh=4d5f3530



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It's amazing how many hours of joy can come from finding an empty Doritos bag and keeping it away from your human.
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So today I will be joining my sometimes-friend Joey to drink a lot of alcohol and do things like test our sobriety level in what I expect to be something like a mixture of cautionary tale, learning about alcohol's effect on the body, having fun, and most importantly me trying really hard not to curse on air.


If you're so inclined you can listen to us randomly popping up between 3-6 Thursday afternoon on 105.3 FM or teh interwebs at the following link. Apologies in advance to anyone I offend or irritate. (heh)




http://kjmm.com


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How do you people who don't have fireplaces dry off your dogs?
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Maybe they use towels 😀
Your dog is enjoying, though!
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Not to mention that one was headed at the start of a presidency, and one is arising at the end.
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Happy New Year's Caturday! Remember not to drink and drive tonight. If you're out in public you can't depend on your cat to shame you into making good decisions.
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This fucker knows how to write a script.
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Walked into the men's prison this afternoon to teach my weekly class and right after I get there an inmate asks where the class is. The guard immediately points to me and says "follow that lady". Sassy lesbian haircut is even stronger than the beard!
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attack-dachshund breeding, afternoon ladies tea drinking, comic book afficianado, danceaholic
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