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A discalced airline traveler and partially cloistered non-virgin. Deaconette devotes her online service to congregants of St Upid.
A discalced airline traveler and partially cloistered non-virgin. Deaconette devotes her online service to congregants of St Upid.

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Does € 880.00 seem a bit pricey for 3-D printed plastic hats to you? It does to Deaconette. Could the cost be run up, not so much the plastic, as by the genuine Elmo Muppet hide that is affixed as a plume? Perhaps we should rally round and pass the, ahem,…
Costume Jewellery
Costume Jewellery
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ASK DEACONETTE:  “My 4 year old [child] insists on praying in Valyrian.” Valyrian resources for young children? From a lonely man posing as his reader… Quaeritur: Thank you for the delightful and edifying omnibus that is your blog. [Yes, the Profanator of…
Cersei’s Uncle Kevan
Cersei’s Uncle Kevan
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Said Faggioli, “Fr. Z is much more convinced about the Christian character of Donald Trump than of Pope Francis. That’s remarkable.” Deaconette thinks Dr. Massimo Faggioli has an enviable gift of concision which has ever eluded her. Perfection being…
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Deaconette is sorry for her relative tardiness in analyzing the predictive data for the two thousand eighteenth year of Our Lord. The Prognosticating Presbyter in Pontoon Pants beat her to it. 1. Pres. Trump’s obvious cognitive decline will be revealed to…
2018 Predictions
2018 Predictions
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Deaconette firmly believes Father Gordon MacRae is where he belongs, much as did his jury. It also appears to her that the State of New Hampshire and the Diocese of Manchester, inter alia, concur. If your views are colored only by “These Stone Walls” and…
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The Pompous Patronless Protégé, PhD.(less) (and postulants to these posts, please be apprised at this point that prat is pegged “the 4P” in these pages)  is perennially perusing the papers in pursuit of pieces portraying the perpetration of profanations…
Nunilo and Alodia? You Ladies Busy?
Nunilo and Alodia? You Ladies Busy?
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Apparently, the Priggish Porker of the Pantywaisted Patriarchy dipped into the Journal of Feminist Geography and found its contents confusing. One should never expect to understand a graduate level research paper before one has taken the basic survey…
All Around the Deacon’s Bench
All Around the Deacon’s Bench
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From a middle-school reader… Quaeritur: My son and fiancee are Catholics, [according to me but very likely not according to them nor their friends], and [are] considering having a non-priest [a deacon, perhaps? No?] perform the ceremony in the Outer…
Sickly Oompah-Loompah
Sickly Oompah-Loompah
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ACTION ITEM: Zee fabric it looks better on backs of chairs than on backs of pudgy priests, no?

Most ideal and economical fabric to redecorate the palais, but how will we get it to the tailor in Chenonceau?
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When children are concerned, if choosing to lead the Church in a grand symbolic gesture it is wise to consider all the angles of… shall we say interpretation?
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