, saw one of your graduates today....
Having a quick wander around the local Tuesday market this morning when I happened to chance upon a stall with a load of old Viz annuals on it.
There was a chap perusing the collection and then he asked the stall holder how much. Conversation as follows:
Stall Holder: 'You want the lot or just the one?'
Customer: 'No, just the one'
Stall Holder: 'Oh right, 2 quid each then innit'
Customer: 'Oh cool'
<customer starts looking towards one of them with more interest>
Stall Holder: 'errrm, except that one...its three quid'
Customer: 'Errm, Why? Is it because I've just looked at it'
Stall Holder: 'No, it's a bit different to the other ones innit'
Stall Holder: 'Look, I dont overcharge my customers as they wont come back....and it is a special edition' (note: it wasn't)
Customer: 'Errrm, OK' <looking confused, gets money out and pays>
Stall Holder: 'Would you like a bag...etc...etc'
<me walks of laughing to myself>