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Darryl “Very Danger Man” Woodbury
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I'm no one special, I'm just another human being trying to maintain my sanity in this screwed up world.
I'm no one special, I'm just another human being trying to maintain my sanity in this screwed up world.

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Sharing again because I had to delete the original post. If you can help, that's awesome. If you can't, that's okay too. Comments will be disabled because of what happened on the last post.

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Signal boost.
Hi everyone, if youre an old follower of mine you may have noticed i havent exactly engaged much in the last well, ages. This is a big part of why.
Please discreetly or publically share with anyone who want to get some amazing memorabilia including motogp leathers and a love letter from Valentino Rossi to his bike (strange i know but hey, why not).

Why? Well, long story short every little bit helps when it comes to your children and in the treatment of their illnesses. Especially when the numbers we're looking for are greater than 200k.

Please don't feel obligated, but if you know of anyone that might be interested Id love for it to be shared around. Little miss 5 would be very grateful also.

#acureforfreyja



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"T-Mobile continued to build on its momentum in the first quarter of 2017, adding 798,000 postpaid phone subscribers and enjoying record-low postpaid churn of 1.18%. Though it won’t see quite as many subscriber gains during the current quarter, Deutsche Bank analysts said after meeting with carrier representatives this week, it will likely add roughly 600,000 postpaid phone subscriptions."

So.........I saw Transformers: The Last Knight today.

It’s terrible. All flash and no substance. Stay away at all costs. This is just my opinion, so other people may think differently. I didn’t like it.

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Here's some Viking shit. Literally.


Very Danger Man: [Calling to Leah; Smooth talks] Hey, Woman. Hey, Woman! Listen here. Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you like to see a real man. I bet you stay up late every night dreamin' you had a real man, don't ya? I'll tell you what. Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man.

Muffin De La Stud: Really? You stole a quote from a Rocky movie? Come on, dude! That's not going to work!

Very Danger Man: You don't know that!

Leah: It didn't work Darryl.

Very Danger Man: [Sighs] I'm wearing the uniform, remember? It's Very Danger Man now.

Leah: Oh yeah. Anyway, It didn't work, Very Danger Man.

Very Danger Man: Okay, I got another one! YOOWHYO0GAH!

Leah: What? What does that even mean?

Very Danger Man: I don't know. Did it work?

Leah: No.

[Retalia walks up to Very Danger Man with Michael and laughs]

Retalia: So I finally did speak to a manager and he has some news for you. Hahahahahahaha!

Very Danger Man: No, you didn't!

Michael: This woman here has told me you said some terrible things about her and wouldn't let her use her discount coupon.

Very Danger Man: But Michael, do you know who that is? It's Retalia! She's out to get me!

Michael: She's a customer, Darryl!

Very Danger Man: Come on, the uniform! Respect the uniform! I'm Very Danger Man now!

Michael: You're going to be Very Fired Man for the way you treated this customer! I don't care if she's Retalia or whatever the hell you said! You don't talk to customers like that! You're fired!

Retalia: I told you I'd get you, Very Danger Man! Hahahahahahaha!

Muffin De La Stud: First you get rejected by the woman you had a crush on and you get fired in the same day. That sucks, bro. Hey, at least you can still save Carbunkle City from the Bombastic Six, right?

Very Danger Man: Quiet you! Oh man, what am I going to do now? I can't be an unemployed superhero! Dammit!

TO BE CONTINUED...........



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This is your typical Municipal Waste album, which is a good thing. It's straight forward Thrash, with no song longer than 3 minutes. It's short, but good mosh pit music. This is my current walking music.

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This album is incredibly brutal. Dying Fetus might have just released the Death Metal album of the year. Holy shit, this album is good.

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