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WTF? this is the oddest thing I have seen this year

Forget Me Knot

Man creates jewelry using his own tanned skin. 
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Ummm... I'm lost for words... The end result looks like a ring covered in chewing gum, then rolled around a barber's floor.
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The dirtbag rockclimber's camp of
mine for tonight. We'll be up at 4am to beat the heat at Frog Buttress for some jambing. 
Dugandan, Queensland
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Nice. Soloing ey? :-)
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Hilarious!

Patrons at a scare house amusement photographed mid-fright.

More goodness here:

http://www.NightmaresFearFactory.tumblr.com

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Spicy Gyoza is spicy. Deliciously spicy.


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I witnessed the most amazing sky last week near Brooms Head, NSW.

A big storm rolled through just before sunset, then this scene unfolded. These images are straight from the camera on my iPhone.

There was a double rainbow to the east and a fiery sky to the west.

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Things I will never need in Brisbane (1)


Eva Solo Foldable Ice Scraper
http://uncrate.com/stuff/eva-solo-foldable-ice-scraper/


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It's so hot I sat under the sprinkler on my front lawn.

A few minutes later the neighbour comes over and says "you know you cant' do that?"



I say "yes I can, the water restrictions have been lifted!"




He says: "it's your nakedness I have a problem with"

Mitchelton, Queensland
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now 41.2 C... holy moley, +5 on our record!
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Headache inducer

Happy New Year!
Sunshine Beach, Queensland
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Stick to the stately safety of grapetise... :P
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Dear Silver Service cabs, in the interest of customer satisfaction I suggest your drivers do not announce that I f*cked up their day because I took a $10 fare from the city to the valley. May i also suggest that when the customer advises the driver that perhaps he should change careers because his attitude to customer service is lacking that he not retort: "when customers stop f*cking me around, I'll change my attitude."

If anyone has the misfortune to catch cab 77 say hello to the driver and ask whether he intends to stick to his driving charter.

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Wow! How was taking a fair ruining his day??

Well. What can you do? Perhaps you should arrange repeat business, only this time:

  1) Book him when you've just got yourself a nasty cold. 
  2) cake your shoes in dog poo before getting in
  3) fake a phone call to his boss
  4) Have him drive you into the city in peak hour. Get out in the busiest part of town after feigning the need to throw up
  5) Be sure to pay by cash (10 cent coins are good). Then, I'm sure, you really will have ruined his day! :)
  6) leave a dead fish in the map pockets in the back
  7) when you pay cash, tell him "it's unlikely you'll show symptoms straight away, but you should be fine if nothing shows up within a week 
  8) Find out where he lives. As you're paying, ask him if he can return to pick you up in an hour to take you to his home address. Say "I've got a job to do at ___"
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Got my fill of anti-establishment, anti-racist, anti-sexist tunes tonight thanks to Billy Bragg.


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Things I will need in Brisbane (1)

http://uncrate.com/stuff/ice-jacket/


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looks like a cartoon!
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On weekdays I'm an I.T worker who leads a small software implementation team.
 
On weekends I enjoy outdoor pursuits such as rock climbing (both sport and traditional), fishing, hiking, kayaking and off road motorcycling.
 
There is always music playing in the house, primarily in the style of rock. I'd prefer to see an average sounding originals band than a polished covers band. I collect vinyl records.
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