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Jerry Schwartz
Works at Vnomics Corporation
Attended University of Rochester
Lives in Rochester
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“Inform the Googles we’re launching!”
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I get the shakes too, Jon
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There's a lot of truth in this..
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Simon Knight RT @MattJoeW: Looks like a recruitment consultant just lost his job: http://ow.ly/cdt77 << Genius - (New link in case you missed it)
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I appreciate this is several different ways. First is the obvious, having spent the past few years testing PHP applications, these metaphors make a lot of sense. But beyond this, as a tester, I don't believe it is enough to complain about something. There should be some context awareness of moving forward a solution. Otherwise your bugs become nothing more than useless rants, and who has the time or energy for that?! And if PHP sucks, then come up with a better alternative!
Look at this incredible thing Ian Baker created. Look at it! What you're seeing is not Photoshopped. This is an actual photo of a real world, honest to God double-clawed hammer. Such a thing exists. Isn't that amazing? And also, perhaps, a little disturbing? That wondrous hammer is a delightful real-world acknowledgement of the epic blog entry PHP: A Fractal of Bad Design. I can’t even say what’s wrong with PHP, because – okay. Imagine you hav...
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I think Marco Arment has a good response, and I feel similarly: I'm addicted to PHP. Every time I have the opportunity to use something else to create a completely new project, PHP it is.

http://www.marco.org/2012/06/29/php-addiction
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Happens to the best of us.
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This includes Symantec Odyssey, where I am now! And it is Symantec Nukona, not Nukone....
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Directions aren't perfect, but some what it does is nothing short of magic
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You know, I think you've nearly convinced me to get a phone holder instead of TomTom #2.
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Interesting, since I'll soon be testing in the mobile BYOD space..
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Oh, very cool!
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  • University of Rochester
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  • Vnomics Corporation
    Web Scrum Master, 2013 - present
  • Symantec Corporation
    Senior SQA Engineer, 2012 - 2013
  • Pictometry International
    Software Test Engineer, 2010 - 2012
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