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Jed Stevens
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I program so hard that airplanes appear
I program so hard that airplanes appear

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INTERNET HOW MANY SNOCAPS ARE IN A BOX OF SNOCAPS TELL ME PLEASE

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Somebody pay $250 for dinner with John Romero, get really drunk, and spend the entire time asking him questions about Daikatana.

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IT'S PIGEON-DATING TIME

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It's important to remember history, because so far, nobody has had any axe fights in the future.

I should have some kind of restraining order that forbids me to get within 100 yards of a tube of superglue.

Mixing up the words 'wedding' and 'funeral' mid-conversation without realizing it can lead to some great misunderstandings.

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Pretty much.

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Who wants to go see a psychedelic cult movie remade with dog footage from random VHS tapes next Wednesday?

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There is a Tetris wiki and it's the nerdiest fucking thing.

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Reliable sources inform me that this is how art actually works.
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