I got the words to the Ballard of the Frogman here:
The Ballad of the Frogman:
I’ve been around the world twice, talked to everyone once.
Seen two whales fuck and been to three world fairs.
I even know a man in Thailand with a wooden cock.
Push more peter, more sweeter, and more completer than any other peter-pusher around.
I’m a hard bodied, hairy chested, rootin’ tootin’ shootin’ parashootin’, demolition double cap crimpin’ frogman.
There ain’t nothing I can’t do, no sky too high, no sea too rough, no muff too tough.
I’ve learned a lot of lessons in my life.
Never shoot a large caliber man with a small caliber bullet.
I drive all kinds of trucks: 2bys, 4bys, 6bys, and those big motherfuckers that bend and go Shhh Shhh when you step on the brakes.
Anything in life worth doing is worth over-doing.
Moderation is for cowards.
I’m a lover, I’m a fighter, I’m a UDT Navy SEAL Diver.
I whine, dine, and intertwine, then sneak out the back door when the refueling is done.
So if you’re feelin’ froggy then you better jump, because this frogman has been there, done that, and is going back for more.